Conflicted feelings over the Ian stunt on the main channel - while I’m relieved it was nothing serious and I understand that Ian likes to troll people, the way this was handled wasn’t okay.
Given things that have come to light about the channel and the way the higher-ups at Smosh have treated former members of the cast lineup, making it seem like something actually serious happened or that those things are going to be addressed before once again pushing them aside is insensitive and is more likely to further isolate fans than it is draw positive attention to the channel.
I get that Smosh is a comedy channel at heart, but there’s got to be a line in the sand somewhere with respect to how a long-standing brand like Smosh treats its fans. For me, this toed that line. If you want people to talk about your channel and draw views in, you have to keep your audience in mind.
There’s a lot of Smosh fans that deal with things like anxiety, depression, or other forms of neurodivergence like autism or ADHD; using marketing tactics that spike people’s feelings and lead to panic is effective (seeing that there’s been a number of posts about it already today) but it’s a bad move to do something like that without clarification. I did see that Ian technically apologized for causing the panic, but the fact that it lead to that level of panic in the first place isn’t okay.
In short, just because it gets a creator buzz or clicks or views doesn’t mean it’s an ethical tactic to use on your fans.
Shouting into the void of the Internet making yet another blog on here since I recently learned Smosh’s Tumblr fandom is a thing.
A few quick bits about me:
I share a home state with at least three former (and one current) members of the Smosh roster
Like Shayne, I also majored in psychology as an undergraduate (looking to go to grad school eventually this blog may or may not be a coping mechanism for getting my first rejection letter yesterday oops)
My current cast faves are everyone except Ratt Maub (with Damien, Tommy, Kimmy, and Jackie in a four-way tie for the top spot)
My favorite former cast member is Lasercorn with Mari right behind him in second and Boze in third
My Hogwarts house is Hufflepuff, my astrological sign is Taurus (my birthday is three days after Lasercorn’s which I straight up forgot about until recently), and my brain’s an ADHD disaster of bisexual trainwreck and snippets of songs and random facts about anything except what I need to focus on
Lastly, I’ve been watching Smosh on-and-off since 2018 and started watching more regularly about a month ago given I finished college and job hunting has yet to be fruitful
I’ll stop running my mouth now but I’m here to make friends and vibe while bonding over the Smosh gang - if y’all have song or artist recommendations shoot them my way.
A moment of silence for this video… This, as well as the great saga of Riot Shield Man and Knife-Man Guy, is no longer on YouTube as of end of December 2018. Why? The whole GT Reviews / Clevver Games channel is gone. Terminated.
FULL DISCLAIMER: This is not my story. This is only a repost. All credits go to the writer. I don’t know who the original author is or whom it was originally written for or about. Because the Panic at the Disco (Ryden) version was more spread than the Smosh (Ianthony) version. This is the full milk fanfic version. Other links related at the bottom.
WARNING:BDSM, enema, choking [Many people think it’s very disgusting and horrifying]
Smosh Milk FanFic
Ian was kneeling in the bathtub, a towel under his knees and another under his hands, his head turned as he craned his neck to watch Anthony working. The younger boy swirled the spoon around in the over-large bowl before tapping it against the rim and laying it on the counter. “You know it’ll cool down a little once I get it in the bag, but is that good?” Anthony bent over next to the tub so Ian could slowly dip two fingers into the bowl, nodding once.
“It’s fine.”
Anthony nodded again, reaching out to stroke Ian’s hair before standing back up and returning to the sink, where all of the equipment was spread out. The hook was already hanging from the shower curtain so Anthony could hang the bag as soon as it was full. “Go ahead and take the plug out, baby.” His voice was soft, gentle. “And start with your fingers.”
It was the gentlest of their “darker” interludes. No name-calling or hair pulling or punishments for noises of pain. It hurt enough on it’s own, was degrading enough on it’s own, Anthony didn’t need to add anything to that.
Anthony felt a small tremor run through his body as he heard the soft moan coming from the bathtub, knew the other boy had just extracted the plug. He glanced up at the mirror, watching the boy set the glass plug on the edge of the tub next to the bottle of lubricant. Ian picked up the bottle, desperate to fill himself as he opened it, dripping some of the lubricant onto his fingers and rubbing them. It was cold to the initial touch, but warmed up as his fingers moved.
“You’re so fucking hot like that, baby,” Anthony purred, from the sink where the bag was nearly half full. “Now, go ahead.”
Ian flushed warm from the compliment, his wrist sliding down along his waist, hipbone, the curve of his ass. And then his fingers were poised, resting against his entrance before pressing in. He was already loose from the plug so it was an easy intrusion. He didn’t even bother with more lubricant before pressing a third finger in, moaning outright at the stretch. He started as he heard the click from Anthony hanging the bag. “Already?”
“Don’t sound so disappointed,” the boy chided softly. “You can keep your fingers in for a second.” He almost added a soft ‘slut’, but stopped himself. Anthony leaned down, reaching for the bottle of lubricant, letting himself hover over Ian for a moment, his breath tickling the back of the boy’s neck. “Just think about everything I’ll do after,” he whispered before straightening back up and slicking lube across the tip of the nozzle and his own fingers. “Okay.”
Ian whined, but slowly pulled his fingers out anyway. He wasn’t empty for longer than a few seconds, Anthony’s fingers immediately sliding over his opening before pressing in, then pulling out to press in the tip of the nozzle. “Breathe,” he murmured, fingers running down the boy’s spine. “I’m going to now, okay?”
“Wait,” Ian choked out.
“I’m going to now,” Anthony repeated, voice a little harder this time. “You’re fine.” He kept his fingers running along the boy’s spine as he loosened the clamp.
Ian bit his bottom lip, moaning as he felt the first rush of the warm milk sliding into his body. The beginning of the enema was always like Anthony’s fingers were now, smooth and soft almost. The cramps would come soon enough, but Anthony’s fingers would still be the same.
When they started, one of Ian’s hands flew up to his stomach and Anthony stopped the flow without a word, letting the other boy massage his abdomen to ease the pain. “Just tell me.”
“Okay,” Ian whispered, his hand still on his stomach. Anthony loosed the clamp again and Ian felt the warmth continuing to enter his body. He continued to try to massage away the dull ache of the cramps as he felt his stomach slowly begin to expand from the amount of liquid he’d taken. “Stop,” he choked out again. He wasn’t supposed to ask how much, but he was desperate to know. He’d felt like he’d taken half already, but he knew it was probably more like a quarter of the bag. “Ant?” he asked, voice close to cracking. “I-I … Ant.” His voice was weak.
“You’re doing great, baby.” The boy leaned down, letting soft kisses feather along Ian’s lower back. “So good.”
The tears were starting to build up. Ian could feel them in his chest, waiting there, another ache in his body. “I don’t … I …” He let his head fall forward, trying to slow his breathing, trying to focus on Anthony’s fingers instead of the liquid inside him. “Okay,” he whispered,voice cracking as the first tears slid down his cheeks.
The flow continued and Anthony slowed the flow without a say so after five minutes or so. “You’re taking it so well, Ian,” he cooed. “You’ve got half.” He usually didn’t tell Ian how much he’d taken, but it had been awhile since they’d done this and he didn’t want the boy to break before he managed to get both quarts in.
“Half?” Ian asked, voice timid, as if he wasn’t sure if he should be relieved or disconcerted.
“Mhmmm.” Anthony leaned forward, letting his lips kiss the back of Ian’s neck, then between the boy’s shoulder blades. “Are you ready for more?” When Ian hesitated, Anthony squeezed his hip. “You can take it, baby. You’ve done this before.”
Ian’s head nodded a fraction of an inch, his breathing already labored. He gave a small squeak as the milk started slipping into his body again. “Please, please, I can’t.” He shook his head, the tears coming out for real now. Anthony clamped the nozzle again. “I can’t, Ant, please. I … I need to … please.”
The younger boy reached his hand down to Ian’s stomach, the curve of a belly that wasn’t there usually. “I know you can take this,” he said, voice low but not angry or disappointed. “I know you can, Ian.” He let their fingertips brush. “But I won’t make you,” he added. “It’s up to you.”
Ian hated that. It would have been so much easier to go along with it if Anthony hadn’t give him the choice. Now it was up to him to decide if he wanted to be selfish and disappoint his boyfriend and not get rewarded or just go along with it and deal with the pain. “I’ll try,” he mumbled weakly, squeezing his eyes shit and biting his bottom lip between his teeth as he felt the flow again.
Anthony slipped his hand down Ian’s stomach to wrap around his cock, gently stroking, trying to turn the whimpers that the older boy was now making into moans. “So good, baby,” he kept whispering over and over. “You’re taking it so good.”
“H-Hurts,” Ian choked out. “Break?”
Anthony locked the clamp again, letting Ian rub at his stomach and try to catch his breath. “It’s almost all in,” he said gently, still stroking the other boy’s erection. “Just a little bit more. I know you can take it, Ian.”
“How much?”
The question hung heavy in the air for a moment. Ian wasn’t supposed to ask and he knew it, but he also knew Anthony never spanked him or punished him during an enema, so the worst possibility was simply that the other boy wouldn’t tell him.
“Probably four ounces,” Anthony answered finally. “I’m going to start it again, okay? You can take this all in one go.”
Ian nodded, gritting his teeth and counting silently in his head, hoping it wouldn’t take longer than a minute to finish. He was only a few seconds over when the flow stop and Anthony planted a kiss to the small of Ian’s back. “I’m going to switch it out for the plug, okay? Keep it in.”
Ian tightened his muscles, his toes curling as he did so. It hurt, tensing up along with the dull ache in his abdomen. Even with all his tightening, a little bit of the milk/water mixture escaped, sliding down the inside of his thigh. Then the plug was in and he could relax his muscles, but only somewhat. Anthony picked up a washcloth and wiped at the liquid that had slid down Ian’s skin.
It wouldn’t be too long, Ian knew, but it always seemed an eternity. Five minutes or ten minutes could feel like hours. Anthony’s fingers slid up Ian’s back until they were twisted, gently, in his hair. “I can’t wait to get you on the bed,” he said thickly, voice low and gravely. “Gonna shove my tongue in you so deep, baby.”
Ian moaned outright, despite the dull pain in his muscles and stomach. It was a low moan, soft, but a moan nonetheless, and Anthony smiled at the sound. “Is that what you want?” the younger boy continued in the same tone. “You want my tongue in you, want me fucking your ass with my mouth? You’re going to taste so fucking good, baby.” His fingers tightened slightly in Ian’s hair. Not enough to cause any pain, just enough to make the boy gasp, then moan again. “Then I’ll fuck you. So hard, baby, so God damn hard. So deep inside you. And then you’ll take my come in your pretty mouth.”
Ian was whimpering, his hips moving ever so slightly, squirming. “P-Please?” he choked out. “Please?” He was begging for release. He knew it hadn’t been long enough, but if Anthony kept it up, he knew he wouldn’t be able to hold it in.
“I think you can hold it for another couple of minutes.” But Anthony let go of Ian’s hair and sat back slightly, just letting his hands run slowly up the boy’s sides. The older boy was quiet, just a few whimpers leaving his mouth, but still squirming. Anthony let his hands slip lower until he was firmly squeezing Ian’s ass in both hands. “Almost, baby. Almost.”
There was another minute or so, Anthony’s fingers skimming over the curve of Ian’s cheeks and the older boy trying not to lose anything, trying to keep his muscles tensed just enough. “Okay.” Anthony stood up, slowly, kissing Ian on the back of the neck before stepping out of the tub. “Slowly,” he warned the boy. “Don’t lose anything, okay?” He held his hands out, letting Ian take them as he stood and gingerly climbed out of the tub.
Anthony lifted up the lid of the toilet seat and helped Ian to sit. This was always when Ian started to cry again. He hated it, hated how Anthony was there for the release. So humiliating. “Please, just … I can,” Ian said. “I’m fine. I can.”
Anthony looked stern, frowning, shaking his head slightly. “Stop.”
Ian cried harder, bringing his hands up to push at Anthony when the boy moved closer, but too submissive to actually to do it as the boy reached between his legs, fingers closing around the end of the plug. “Please,” Ian whispered again. “Please, Ant.”
The boy ignored him. “Don’t let it go until I tell you to.” He let Ian’s face fall into his shoulder. The boy was shaking from his choked sobs as Anthony slowly pulled the plug out. He set it on the counter next to the bowl he had mixed the milk and water in. One arm came up around Ian. Despite his tears, the boy was still clenching, tighter than probably necessary. “Okay, go ahead.”
Ian shook his head. “No.” He cried harder when Anthony pressed his lips against the boy’s temple. “Please.”
“Ian. Now.”
The boy was still crying, clinging desperately to Anthony as the first drops of the mixture began to slip out. And then, like always, he realized he really had no choice and just let go, sobbing harder as he heard the liquid falling into the toilet. For Anthony’s part, he just held the boy, fingers running down his back, cooing soft sentiments to him. “Good boy, good job, Ian.”
Finally the noises slowed and Anthony took a step back, letting Ian wipe and flush the toilet. They both washed their hands in the sink and Ian blew his nose. “I’m sorry,” he whispered, refusing to look at Anthony. “I … I didn’t mean to … I know you won’t hurt me.”
Anthony’s cool fingers, still slightly wet from the water, slid under Ian’s chin, tilting the boy’s face up to meet his eyes. “Thank you,” he returned, leaning in and kissing him, soft at first, then harder, tongue slipping in. “Bed now,” he added, unable to contain his smile as he felt Ian’s lips curve upward against his.
They walked out to the hotel bedroom area and Anthony nodded silently, indicating Ian should assume the position on the bed. “Back or … or knees?”
“Knees if they’re not too sore.”
Ian would take a lot more than sore knees for a rimjob, as he’d clearly demonstrated, so Anthony nodded his approval as the boy got on all fours on the bed. Ian kept his head facing forward, resisting the urge to look over his shoulder and watch Anthony. The younger boy loved that, how he didn’t have to order the boy do it. Ian obeyed the unspoken command of his own accord.
The bed sunk down as Anthony knelt behind Ian, hands squeezing the boy’s hips. Anthony leaned in, pressing a soft kiss to Ian’s entrance, smiling when he heard the moan. His mouth opened, tongue slipping out, licking in broad, even strokes, knowing it would do nothing but tease Ian, torturing him. And, truthfully, it was all Ian could do to keep from pressing his ass back on Anthony’s face while begging 'more more more’.
Anthony sat up and leaned forward, pressing two fingers to Ian’s lips. The boy sucked them into his mouth without a word, his tongue sliding around the digits, trying not to get overeager, trying not to just beg Anthony to fuck him and start grinding his hips into the bed. When Anthony pulled his fingers from the boy’s mouth, he leaned in for the kiss, smiling as he swallowed the moan from the intrusion of his fingers entering Ian’s hole while they were still kissing.
Then his mouth was gone and Ian’s fingers twisted in the bed sheets knowing what was coming, the muscles in his body tensing in anticipation. Anthony’s fingers pulled slowly, evenly, opening Ian up just enough to slip his tongue in, licking around the edge of Ian’s entrance. He licked over his own fingers as he slowly added another digit from each hand, pulling Ian more open, exposing him more. His tongue slipped in deeper and Ian tried so hard not to push his ass back on Anthony’s face.
The younger boy’s tongue started dipping in and out, slow and first, then quicker. Ian was moaning, head thrown back, hips barely rocking. Anthony pulled his tongue out and his fingers, letting his lips press against the hole that was still open to the air. He began to suck and Ian let out a stream of expletives that Anthony had never heard before. He let up on the pressure, his tongue slipping back inside once more, teasing, pulling out to trace around the inside.
“Fuck me?” Ian asked, voice high-pitched and uncertain.
Anthony pulled off almost immediately, but didn’t straighten up yet, pressing two fingers into Ian abruptly, smirking at the boy’s gasp. He slowly twisted them. “You want me to fuck you?” he asked as if he hadn’t heard, voice casual.
“Please, Ant,” the older boy returned desperately, pressing back against the fingers, his head falling into the pillows as he collapsed on his arms, support following to his elbows.
The fingers slipped out and Anthony helped turned Ian to his back, kissing him softly on the mouth, enjoying Ian’s tongue probing his mouth curiously, searching for the taste. He pulled away after a moment and the older boy gave an airy sort of sigh. Then he was between Ian’s legs, bending them at the knee and separating them, settling between the thighs before he pushed in, no lubricant and no warning.
Ian made a low noise in the back of his throat at the burn, the stretch. He’d been waiting for this. Anthony hadn’t fucked him for a week, not properly. Toys and fingers and a fist, but not this. So simple, just them. Nothing artificial. He wrapped his arms around his boyfriend’s neck, leaning up to kiss his neck. They looked like any other couple just then, he mused. No one would have been able to look at this scene and guess that Ian had just been given a two quart enema or that the other day he’d been made to stand in the corner for an hour after Anthony had spanked him fifty times with a hairbrush.
Anthony could tell Ian was thinking and he angled his hips, shoving in roughly. When Ian’s eyes popped open even wider and he let out the tiny squeak, he knew he’d found the spot. All semblance of thought seemed to evaporate from Ian’s features as he just gave in and starting rocking against Anthony’s hips, moaning. He reached for his boyfriend’s hand, pressing the palm against his throat. “Please,” he whispered.
Anthony didn’t need to be told twice, squeezing down on Ian’s neck, releasing after a moment to let him gasp for breath. Then his hand tightened again and they repeated the pattern until his boyfriend started shaking his head, not wanting to use the safe word, but wanting Anthony to know he’d had enough. His hand fisted in Ian’s hair then, squeezing tight enough to hurt, but not hard enough to pull the hair out. “Touch yourself,” Anthony breathed.
Ian obeyed immediately, one of his hands falling from Anthony’s neck to slip between them, wrapping around the base of his cock, stroking in a slow rhythm that contrasted with the thrusts. He didn’t want to come yet, but he knew he didn’t have a choice anyway. He’d come when Anthony told him. That was the rule.
“Faster,” Anthony growled, shifting his weight so he could press in deeper. “I want you close, Ian. Tell me when you’re close.”
The boy nodded, quickening the speed of wrist obediently, letting his eyes shut for a moment before he opened them back up. Anthony liked to watch him, said he could see Ian melt through his eyes when they were in bed. He felt the hand tighten in his hair slightly and he stopped moving. “Close,” he choked out.
Anthony smiled, letting Ian wonder if he was going to have to hold it, have to wait, have to worry if he could. But it was late and they had to be up in six hours. “When you feel me come, you can,” he said, nipping Ian’s bottom lip between his teeth. The thrusts got impossibly harder after that, but only for a moment.
Anthony bit the inside of his cheek to keep from yelling as he felt himself explode and then Ian’s wrist was flying as he moaned, low and whorish. Anthony could feel Ian’s come hit his stomach as the older boy started swearing, his ass clenching down on Anthony’s cock as his orgasm tore through him, leaving him breathless and gasping for air.
Ian collapsed prematurely, still feeling his orgasm rocking through him, but unable to move, unable to breathe, unable to think. And then he felt Anthony pull out, leaving him empty and loose. He whimpered at the loss, turning and pressing his face into the boy’s chest as he laid down beside Ian in the bed.
Anthony’s arms came up, feeling Ian’s body trembling. “Baby, baby,” he murmured. “Shhh. It’s all right.” He kissed the boy’s temple, fingertips gently massaging feeling back into Ian’s muscles. “We’re going to sleep now, okay? Early morning.”
Ian whimpered, nodding, wondering if he’d be able to walk properly the next day. “Ant?”
“Yeah, baby?”
“I love you.”
“I love you, too, Ian.” Anthony waited until he’d stopped shaking before he got up to turn out the lights and set the alarm on his phone. Then he crawled back into bed and held Ian until he fall asleep before he got up to clean the bathroom and put the equipment back in their suitcase. He was only going to be running on two hours of sleep the next day, but it had been worth it.
