#id have two nickels

soooo um uhh um cyberounk 2077 funny hologram keanu hmm haha hmm be more chill au

Silvertongue, the mind stashed away on the Relic chip, is the digital preservation of a J-Rocker’s soul. After destroying Arasaka tower almost 50 years ago, he finds himself alive again inside the mind of an unfortunate novice Netrunner, J(eremy). In life, he was the lead singer of a band called Pillboy. His rudimentary synthetic lower jaw allowed him to create almost a vocaloid effect with his own phonemes.

So, like a year ago, I had this dream of this Ninjago AU. I don’t necessarily have a name for it, but I do remember many aspects of it. I finally decided to somewhat bring it to life.

Let’s start with the most prominent character in the dream.

Cole

Master of Water

- Cocky

- He has dark skin, similar in color to Shade (which was the main reason I chose not to color because black and grays are not my friend)

- He’s half serpent. He’s not human in the slightest. His other half is unknown. The only person who knows he’s part serpent is Lloyd. He doesn’t have a tale, but he does have fangs.

- The area of skin on his upper arm serves as a kind of armor

- Might be part Oni, who knows

Kai

Master of Earth

Kai was the only ninja in my dream to have a confirmed element, it being Earth. I had to deflate his hair, kinda as a testament to his personality.

- His entire personality was pretty much the exact opposite of his show counterpart.

- In this AU, serpentine are looked down upon and because of his tail and scaly skin, he’s self-conscious, even around his friends.

- He doesn’t not know his own strength

- Clumsy

Jay

Master of Fire

(I know that’s not the letter “J” in ninjargon, but I’m too lazy to fix it)

- Nindroid

- His predominant expression is :]

- He likes to use his element to fly

- He has a very poor sense of humor

- Still just as emotional as his show counterpart

Zane

Master of Wind

- He’s a human. The only full human on the team

- He’s is one flamboyant motherfucker

- Green hair streak

- P i n s

- He loves using his elemental abilities to cheer up the others. Especially Kai and Lloyd

- His design is based off an OC that I made as a joke

Lloyd

Just a kid lol

- Is still half human, part dragon, and part oni. He actually shows it (horns)

- Tends to hide his horns under his hood

- Has powers that aren’t exactly “elemental” but doesn’t know it yet

- Good kid

- Wants to be useful

Nya

Team mom

- Kai’s half sister

- 2 years older than Kai

- Basically raised Kai after their (human) parent abandoned them

- She’s not “tough” but she can defend herself

- Not an elemental master

Some other headcanons I had for this AU:

- The Great Devourer fucked up Ninjago before it was defeated, giving serpentine a bad rep

- Zane and Cole take turns being leader

- Garmadon and Wu have switched roles

- Jay has a thing for Nya (it’s a destiny thing)

- Cole is a fatherly figure to Lloyd because they’re both from a background known for destruction

- Zane and Kai are best friends

- Nya and Kai’s (human) parent abandoned them because of the whole serpentine thing

Bonus Doodles

Also some things I scrapped/changed from the original dream:

- Kai was some kind of water mutant thing that I changed to a serpent

- Cole was a fucking prick

- Kai had a terrible stutter

- Cole had this ability to read his opponents every move before they struck

- This AU was actually one of the 16 realms

odiko-ptino:

Playing an Odyssey-based game

Agamemnon’s sooooo excited to see Clytemnestra and the kids again ❤️

I didn’t think Odysseus was particularly known for his modesty but I do like that the game put in the nod to Odysseus’ Canonically Legendary Thighs by designing him with a sexy pteruges. None of the other Greek soldiers dress like that

A fix-it for dealing with Polyphemus! Did this even OCCUR to Odysseus in the original??

Worked pretty well. Maybe Odysseus will learn something from this