#ides of march
ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
The Ides Of March
Conservation status: Least Concern
Classification: Non-native, non-invasive
This meme population has persisted in the pre-internet ecosystem since 44 BC, but for over a millennium the meme remained at very low population levels. Introduction to the theater habitats of England in approximately 1599 by an early meme ecologist (also notable for the introduction of such memes as Damned Spot and To Be Or Not To Be) caused a population boom that has led to the continued stable population of Ides of March despite the extinction or near extinction of the Ides of other months and all known Nones and Kalends.
The Ides Of March, like many other calendar memes such as April 25th (The Perfect Date), Thursday The 20th, and It’s October 3rd, has a life cycle that can confuse amateur memeologists. These memes benefit greatly from the presence of scheduled posts in the ecosystem, appearing absent until their highly specific time, when the memes all bloom simultaneously and dominate the dashes of many users.
be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight
You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two
this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts
You’ve been hit by
You’ve been struck by
A Roman Senator
I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.
Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed
Today’s your lucky day
“When Caesar saw Brutus among his attackers, Plutarch writes, ‘he covered his head with his toga and let himself fall.’ Suetonius adds that, according to some reports, he said in Greek: ‘Kai su, teknon’ (which Shakespeare turned into the Latin ‘Et tu, Brute?’). It literally means ‘You too, child,’ but what Caesar may have intended by the words isn’t clear. Tempest cites ‘an important article’ by James Russell (1980) ‘that has often been overlooked’. Russell points out that the words kai su often appear on curse tablets, and suggests that Caesar’s putative last words were not ‘the emotional parting declaration of a betrayed man to one he had treated like a son’ but more along the lines of ‘See you in hell, punk.’”—Thomas Jones · See you in hell, punk: Kai su, Brutus · LRB 6 December 2018
ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
the tumblr holiday checklist aka the only thing that gets me through the year:
- ides of march ✅
- oscars ✅
- april fool’s day ✅
- neil banging out the tunes ✅
- the perfect date (april 25th) ✅
- it’s gonna be may ✅
- met gala ✅
- star wars day ✅
- dashcon
- do you remember (21st september)
- dancing pumpkin day
- mean girls day
- the skeleton war
- november 5th
- please it’s christmas (it’s december 10th)
It says a lot about the popularity of historytumblr that the Ides of March is in the canon of tumblr holidays. I think that’s neat.
Hey I know that the ides of march isn’t for another 11 months, but I have a good one. Wanna hear it?
Crimes New Roman
My Chemical Romance, I Never Told You What I Do For A Living / George Clint, ’Julius Caesar,’ Act III, Scene 2, the Murder Scene (1822) / Vincenzo Camuccini, The Death of Julius Caesar (1825-1829) / William Holmes Sullivan, ‘Julius Caesar,’ Act III, Scene 1, the Assassination / William Holmes Sullivan, 'Julius Caesar,’ Act III, Scene 2, Marc Antony’s Oration
Happy Ides of March!
honestly one of the best things on this site
i look forward to this holiday every year
I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.
Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed
Today’s your lucky day
Learning about the Ides of March in middle school was so surreal for me because it’s my birthday, so when the teacher started talking about March 15th and Caesar’s murder, everyone who knew my birthday gave me the side eye like I was the one who stabbed him, so I was sitting there like
he had it coming
Hey everybody take one for tomorrow