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Why did the tomato blush?It saw the salad dressing

Why did the tomato blush?
It saw the salad dressing


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What do you call a sad cup of coffee?Depresso

What do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Depresso


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Why was the king only a foot tall? He was a ruler.

Why was the king only a foot tall? 

He was a ruler.


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What music to balloons hate?Pop music

What music to balloons hate?

Pop music


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libraford:

libraford:

Hey I know that the ides of march isn’t for another 11 months, but I have a good one. Wanna hear it?

Crimes New Roman

vizual-vibe:

A school of fish following a duck

Fish: Where we goin’?

Other fish: Duck knows…

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Dad jokes preserve well in peat bogs, fossilize, and are dug up by new dads who still think the joke

Dad jokes preserve well in peat bogs, fossilize, and are dug up by new dads whostill think the jokes are greatest thing ever.

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If seagulls flew over the bay they’d be called bagels

Comictober Day 18“Ouija Board”Also acceptable: “on brain waves.”

Comictober Day 18

“Ouija Board”

Also acceptable: “on brain waves.”


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why did the violinist have no problem playing sonata 3 “ballade”?

because it was ysaye

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