#julius ceaser
Yeah, I’m just going to say it. Loki is going to be the one to stab Caesar.
Has anyone seen the meme floating around that claims that Julius Caesar nicknamed Cleopatra “golden mouthed” because of her oral sex skills? Also that Cleopatra was called “meriochane” in ancient Greek supposedly meaning “she who gapes for 10,000 men”?
Both of these claims sound like complete BS and I haven’t been able to find a single citation to back them up.
*Also someone should tell the 4th century CE theologian John Chrysostom (“golden mouthed”) about his name.
I have months to post something but that’s because of my work’s and my new obsession . Heres my JOJO’s Bizzare Adventure for the new month.
https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdQuxw52/
I think I found my new favorite rabbit hole. This voice actor does Shakespeare scenes in a southern accent and I need to see the whole damn play. Absolutely beautiful
Happy stab your enemies day ! If it worked for the Romans it’ll work for you too !
Learning about the Ides of March in middle school was so surreal for me because it’s my birthday, so when the teacher started talking about March 15th and Caesar’s murder, everyone who knew my birthday gave me the side eye like I was the one who stabbed him, so I was sitting there like
I completely blame literature for my romanticisation of murder.
I have months to post something but that’s because of my work’s and my new obsession . Heres my JOJO’s Bizzare Adventure for the new month.
Me: *is watching the tragedy of Julius Caesar by Shakespeare on YouTube*
Every single one of the comments: “Here because of English. Ugh, I can’t understand anything they’re saying. Ew, I hate it. I’ll just go to sparknotes.”
Me: AM I THE ONLY ONE WATCHING THIS OF MY OWN FREE WILL AND FOR MY ENJOYMENT?????
Me: … okay then… that’s fine…
I hate julius ceasar so i drew myself at his not brutal enough murder
Caesar: I am going to abolish the Senate and create my new Roman Empire
Brutus:
Happystab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stab stabday!
New self made phone case with crayons. (Copy of Lionel Royer painting)