the mcu is the “the curtains are just blue” of cinematic experiences
Is that why it’s so good?
YOU
f scott fitzgerald scared to say god himself is watching nick carraway and his band of socialite hedonists so he makes up an optometrist billboard constantly overlooking them (out of fear, hes scared)
michael crichton throwing out a version of jurassic park that just says “science, without restraint, can be dangerous. and dinosaurs are cool”
edgar allen poe’s first draft of telltale heart: “if you kill someone…..you might feel bad about it/:” but he starts trembling looking at it and says “no…..i’m too much of a pussy…to say this”
every post of a tiktok video: 12,746 reblogs, 45,094 likes
yes but the experience of occassionally seeing a curated-by-my-homies tiktok vid on my dash is so violently different from the endless stream of scrolling through algorithmic video content. i crave variety. what is my social media experience without walls of text interrupted randomly by videos of ducks and pictures of weird vegan brownies.
So we’re just gonna ignore the watermelon getting crushed?
Watermelon
Hey so does anyone have the nsfw version for that werewolf pic just asking
I’m sorry what
i know im op this thread has absolutely gotten out of control
hold on op, aren’t you the person who had an iq of 4?
I’m crying. Nobody’s clearing anything up, they just deflect onto the next plot twist
WHAT IS HAPPENING??????
OP’S THE GUY FROM THE HORNY IHOP WAITER POST
THE HORNY WHAT?????
Since we’re just listing them off my favorite Wereralph post is the poptart pussy one
THE WHAT?!
THIS ONE
I am so fucking concerned for the mental health of 95% of the people on this hellsite
personally i’m at 96%
This post keeps getting worse
I often find myself wondering how this website is so utterly incapable of making money, and then I see posts like this and I am violently given my answer.
For the love of god, stop asking “the what?” that’s how this continues!
GUYS stop reblogging this. OP was in the Marine Core and is technically a war criminal. He turned a blind eye when his comrades killed innocent civilians in Baghdad. He refused testify against soldiers who committed atrocities towards civilians. Stop reblogging OPs posts because that takes attention away from what OP is trying to hide.
You sure that’s me?
Like are you sure that’s me??
I’M- THATS ADAM DRIVER
Why on God’s green Earth would you expose your goddamn face wereralph. Do I even want to know why your name is wereralph? Don’t answer that.
its because i like werewolves and my real name is ralph, it’s just that simple. not everything has a crazy explanation
I was trying to explain tumblr to someone who had never used it before and she said “So what do people post there? Videos, like on tiktok?” and it took all my self control not to say “Mostly we just post bullshit.”
Wild, I too explained tumblr to someone today, and I did not refrain from saying we posted and reblogged fandom bullshit
She literally had NO frame of reference for ANY of it and I was just like “how do I even describe this site”
You can describe Tumblr as “a blogging platform housing thriving fandoms, underappreciated artists, and tons of shitposts” but that doesn’t even come close to the EXPERIENCE of using Tumblr.
You are on Tumblr. You scroll past a thread spouting hot takes about a fandom you’re not in. You see signal boosts for people you will never meet. An ad tells you to put butter on your pillows. Your mutual spams about infinity train for a full hour and you don’t hear from them for days. “Everyone at the farmers market wishes to know me carnally.” The inherent terror and joy of seeing the color of the sky.
You are on Tumblr. You post two videos. The first gets uploaded after five minutes. The second video never uploads. You reupload the second video. Nothing happens. You check your activity. You don’t know if someone just liked the same post eight times or if Tumblr is broken. Two people follow you. You’re not sure if they’re porn bots or empty blogs. Someone messages you about ray bans official charity event. Two days later the second video is uploaded twice. You close Tumblr. You open it again. There’s a thread about how to hide a dead body. Someone tells you to touch grass. You try to search for a post on your blog. The search function does not work. There is a screenshot of a tweet of a Tumblr post. The reblogs are incomprehensible. The tags are worse.
You are on Tumblr.
This reads like a welcome to nightvale traffic report
this is the highest honor you could give. thank you
E-begging, imo. There’s this ex-friend I had that basically used every downfall to beg their tumblr followers for money, from faking they were “going blind” and “facing homelessness” while they spent donation money on tat in Second Life and other vidyas.
It just kind of muddles those who need financial help and I constantly feel terrible for having the thought of “yeah this person could be lying” if I don’t know them well enough. And then I feel bad because I don’t even have a lot of money in my name to help out people.
Thought exercise. You are me, you are hungry, you want to make my world famous pancake recipe. This recipe needs four eggs. You have three eggs. Do you:
a) go to the store. yes you have a cold, but you could be in and out fast. then again you could run into someone you know. embarrassing.
b) go across the street to your grandparent’s house and ask to borrow an egg. you may or may not get a lecture about not being at church. is it worth it.
c) use two of the raw eggs and two hard-boiled eggs. surely this will work out fine
if you picked c, congratulations, you correctly picked my thought process. i have committed an affront to god and my tummy hurts so badly
actually oddly enough the pancakes tasted fine, despite all of the bits of whole egg falling out of them, which is where the affront to god kicks in
anyway if this ever happens again i’m just gonna go to the store. experiment failed, we’ll get ‘em next time
i didn’t….i didn’t even think to do that
I could’ve…used other ingredients……?
actually you know what in fairness to me i’ve been on a lot of cold medicine this week while battling a virus. from now on i’m only making sandwiches
i’m no longer on ungodly amounts of cold medicine! i wish i could tell you i have no memory of making this post, and by extension the pancakes, but unfortunately i do!
i’ve seen multiple gifsets now cut off with a “view post” button under the first two gifs instead of showing the whole set….
this is not good news for gifmakers.
oh shit it’s not even just gifsets! i just saw a regular medium length post with screenshots and memes, literally no gifs and it was under a “view post” link…
alright y’all. it’s a new setting you’ll have to turn off if you don’t want to have to click to see posts all the time
So I will be moving to a new blog on January 2nd and deleting this one. I think it’s time for me to start over and the new year is the perfect time for that! My new blog is jarvis-is-my-copilotI will be posting mostly Marvel as usual but I will also be posting things I find funny, writing posts, and just things going on in the real world. If you guys continue following me I would love that but if not well it’s been a fun time!!!!! I love you all and thanks for sticking with me for so long!☺️❤️(Please reblog so this gets around!)
