vampire hunter? no i said vampire HAUNTER. this jerk sucked all my blood out so now i spend my afterlife knocking over shelves and scaring off potential victims and just making the castle generally pretty cold
it’s always ‘bleh why are the plates floating’, 'gah who knocked over my blood goblet’ and never 'sorry for killing you’ ok starve then!
and what are you going to do about it? have a priest exorcise the place? yeah good luck with all the crosses and holy water you piece of shit
It’s a lovely morning in the gothic castle, and you are a horrible ghost.
The last thing Fria the Winter Maiden thought of before she died was not the redheaded girl in front of her but her favorite pastime instead: feeding the geese.
all of these have variations as other clothing and products be sure to check the store out in black friday and cybermonday! I’ll share discount codes soon… (search for the tags BLKFRIDAYFUN & CYBERFREEDAY)
