#ikemen sebastian

Sebastian: Hey, you wanna hear something dirty?

MC: Sure ;)

Sebastian: The kitchen.

Sebastian: You didn’t wash the dishes last night.

Isaac:Hmm…something’s missing today

Sebastian: Master Isaac, I brought your afternoon snack

Isaac:-sigh- That must be it

Sebastian: Today I brought strawberries and…

Isaac: I already told you I hate a-

Sebastian:bananas!

Isaac:oh…

[later]

Arthur: Hey Isaac, do you know what just fell?

Isaac: Please don’t say a-

Arthur: Me! because I just fell in love!

Issac:Oh…

[much later]

Isaac:-sigh-

Dazai: Hey, Ai-kun! Look what I brought you -throws an apple-

Isaac: You know? I was having a really good day before you brought this apple

Dazai: Well then give it to me

Isaac:

Isaac: No, it’s mine now…thanks

Ikevamp boys in a hotel

Room 1

Theo: Ugh, the bathroom smells really bad. William, was it yo-

Vincent: Oh, I’m sorry, my tummy hurt

Theo:

William: I don’t know which is funnier, the situation or that he is frozen in place looking for a way to blame me for this

Room 2

Dazai, sitting on the bed: It’s time

Isaac sleepily: What? Don’t tell me we’re late for the tour-

Dazai: It’s time -falls asleep again-

Isaac: Time for what?!

Arthur, throwing a pillow: Newt, will you shut up? Its 3 am

Isaac:B-but

Room 3

Leonardo: Buongiorno, ‘Le Comte’. How did you sleep?

Comte: I woke up many times in the night because someone was snoring too much

Leonardo: I don’t snore

Comte: I was about to cover your face with a pillow

Sebastian: You snore too, Le Comte. I daresay you two had a snoring competition last night…

MC: Hey Sebas-

Sebastian: -punches her in the stomach-

MC: What the fuck?!

Sebastian: You are one of my very best friends. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You’re too young….YOU’RE TOO BEAUTIFUL!

MC: What the fuck are you talking about?

Sebastian: I’m talking about the baby that’s growing inside of your belly right now

Arthur: See ya! -leaves-

MC: …I’m not pregnant!

Sebastian: Well, not after that punch you’re not. I’ve been taking muay thai classes

MC: I was never pregnant, Sebastian!

Sebastian:What? Are… you sure?

MC: Yes I’m fucking sure!

Theo: I’m sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?

Sebastian: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and—

Theo: -punches MC in the stomach-

MC: OW, MOTHERFU–

M.I.S— Mozart, Isaac, Sebastian