Arthur is a police officer dedicated to the investigation and who writes all kinds of mysteries on his social media as a hobby. He lives with MC, his girlfriend, in an apartment in the center of the city. He had the perfectlife.
Until one day, he discovers that one of the mirrors in the apartment is a portal to another dimension. On the other side of the mirror lived a version exactly like him, except that he was a vampire and the author of the well-known adventures of Sherlock Holmes. They soon discovered that by touching the mirror at the same time on both sides, it allowed them to travel to the other’s dimension.
The vampire, who had been exploring this new dimension, noted the arrival of someone in the apartment, a signal for them to touch the mirror and each one to return to their home.
“Arthur, I’m home!”
“…”
“Hey, what are you waiting for? I want to go say hello to my girlfriend” The policeman frowned as his “twin” turned away from the mirror
Theo: She told me “I want to see your nakedness” and I invited her to the museum to tell her how happy it makes me to share the emotions that artists express in their works and why my broer is so important to me
Arthur:What?
Theo: She scoffed, she wanted to see the nakedness of my body, and I, an idiot, showed her the nakedness of my soul
Arthur, with little Isaac in his arms: Oh yes, his mother just abandoned us and left us empty-handed -kisses his head- It would help us a lot if you gave us a coin to return hom-
Lady: Oh, you poor things. Here is a coin
MC: Ahem. Arthur, I just went to the store to buy a juice for Isaac… Why are you telling everyone that I abandoned you? We are not even his parents
Sebastian: You are one of my very best friends. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You’re too young….YOU’RE TOO BEAUTIFUL!
MC: What the fuck are you talking about?
Sebastian: I’m talking about the baby that’s growing inside of your belly right now
Arthur: See ya! -leaves-
MC: …I’m not pregnant!
Sebastian: Well, not after that punch you’re not. I’ve been taking muay thai classes
MC: I was never pregnant, Sebastian!
Sebastian:What? Are… you sure?
MC: Yes I’m fucking sure!
Theo: I’m sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?
Sebastian: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and—
Arthur: We already fed you and changed your diaper. What else do you want?! Just go to sleep!
MC’s baby:-cries-
Isaac: Maybe we should sing them something like a lullaby!
Theo, in a monotonous voice: Rock-a-bye, baby; on the treetop; when the wind blows; the cradle will rock! OH PLEASE GO TO SLEEP
MC’s Baby:-cries harder-
Arthur: This is not working!
Dazai: Obviously it’s because you’re not putting on a good show
Arthur, Theo, Isaac:…
[5 minutes later]
The four dressed and dancing as Backstreet Boys:Tell me why! Why don’t you want to sleep? Tell me why! If I already fed you! Tell me why! I never wanna hear you say: I don’t want to go to sleep!
