#ikemen vampire theo

Theo: Can I rub your belly?

MC, 8 months pregnant:Sure

Theo: Hey, Vincent Jr!

MC: We… haven’t decided on the name yet

Theo: Vincent is a good option

MC: Arthur is the father

Theo: As godfather I propose that Vicent is a good name

MC: …it’s a girl

Theo:Vincentia-

MC:No

Ikevamp boys in a hotel

Room 1

Theo: Ugh, the bathroom smells really bad. William, was it yo-

Vincent: Oh, I’m sorry, my tummy hurt

Theo:

William: I don’t know which is funnier, the situation or that he is frozen in place looking for a way to blame me for this

Room 2

Dazai, sitting on the bed: It’s time

Isaac sleepily: What? Don’t tell me we’re late for the tour-

Dazai: It’s time -falls asleep again-

Isaac: Time for what?!

Arthur, throwing a pillow: Newt, will you shut up? Its 3 am

Isaac:B-but

Room 3

Leonardo: Buongiorno, ‘Le Comte’. How did you sleep?

Comte: I woke up many times in the night because someone was snoring too much

Leonardo: I don’t snore

Comte: I was about to cover your face with a pillow

Sebastian: You snore too, Le Comte. I daresay you two had a snoring competition last night…

MC: Hey Sebas-

Sebastian: -punches her in the stomach-

MC: What the fuck?!

Sebastian: You are one of my very best friends. And I cannot stand by and watch you throw away your life like this. You’re too young….YOU’RE TOO BEAUTIFUL!

MC: What the fuck are you talking about?

Sebastian: I’m talking about the baby that’s growing inside of your belly right now

Arthur: See ya! -leaves-

MC: …I’m not pregnant!

Sebastian: Well, not after that punch you’re not. I’ve been taking muay thai classes

MC: I was never pregnant, Sebastian!

Sebastian:What? Are… you sure?

MC: Yes I’m fucking sure!

Theo: I’m sorry, but why the fuck is everybody yelling over here?

Sebastian: Oh, I found this positive pregnancy test and—

Theo: -punches MC in the stomach-

MC: OW, MOTHERFU–

Arthur: We already fed you and changed your diaper. What else do you want?! Just go to sleep!

MC’s baby:-cries-

Isaac: Maybe we should sing them something like a lullaby!

Theo, in a monotonous voice: Rock-a-bye, baby; on the treetop; when the wind blows; the cradle will rock! OH PLEASE GO TO SLEEP

MC’s Baby:-cries harder-

Arthur: This is not working!

Dazai: Obviously it’s because you’re not putting on a good show

Arthur, Theo, Isaac:…

[5 minutes later]

The four dressed and dancing as Backstreet Boys:Tell me why! Why don’t you want to sleep? Tell me why! If I already fed you! Tell me why! I never wanna hear you say: I don’t want to go to sleep!

MC’s baby:…?????-keeps crying-

Arthur: I ain’t ever seen all straight sibblings. One of them always gotta be gay

Theo, running to Vicent’s room: Are you gay?

Vicent, in William’s arms:No

Theo, closing the door:…

Arthur:

Theo:Am I- Am I the one who-? No! I-I’m pretty sure…I mean -looks at Arthur- …one of us is lying

MC: How do we tell him?

Dazai: I know how

[In their imagination]

Dazai: Arthur! Say blue!

Arthur:Blue

Dazai: Your girlfriend cheats on you!

Arthur: -heart attack and dies-

MC: …that’s a horrible idea

Theo: What if we make him forget about her and notice other people?

Dazai:How?

[In their imagination, again]

MC: Hi babe~ -corners him on the wall- I know you’ve always wanted this…

Arthur, blushing:W-what?

MC: HEY! I’m not gonna do THAT!

Theo: Okay, okay, then…

[In their imagination ×3]

Theo: Hi babe~ -corners him on the wall- I know you’ve always wanted this…

Arthur, blushing:W-w-what?!

Dazai: Would you be willing to do it?

Theo: He’s my friend…

MC: Do you like Arthur?

Theo:No!

Dazai and MC: Then why do you wear a heart chain with an “A+T” engraved on it?

Theo: Shut up. “A” if for…art

MC: WHERE IS HE?!

Arthur: Uh oh, someone’s in a bad mood

MC: THEODORUS VAN COCK, COME OUT OF YOUR HIDE

Vincent: It’s actually “Van Gogh” ^^

Arthur:I think she knows

Theo, behind a chair: Take this, duivel!

MC: DID YOU JUST THROW ME A BIBLE?!

Theo:Jean, you said this was going to help me…

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IV1

Rating: Explicit

Pairing(s): Comte/Leo/MC

Character(s): Comte, Leonardo

Content warnings:  Explicit, smut, angst, polyamory f/m/m

Word Count: 10,000 - 19,999

Summary:  A year has passed since Comte and Niamh became lovers, but he’s noticed she still carries a torch for her first crush, Leonardo. Leonardo, gave her up sighting their differences never dreaming that she would take up with Comte and stay in that time period. He still wonders what could have been. Worse, he and Comte had been casual lovers and Comte ended that to be with Niamh.

When Comte sees the two still pining for each other he sends them off to Paris together for the day to see if sparks ignite. And they do. In a quiet little park by the river, Leonardo kisses her for the second time in his life, then instantly regrets it. Niamh is angry at both him and herself and takes the carriage home, right into Comte’s arms. Comte realizes something has gone wrong but not just how wrong until Leonardo confronts him and Niamh walks in on the two of them making out in his study. 

She’s pissed at Comte’s machinations and it isn’t until her gown arrives for the midsummer ball that they finally talk it out. The three of them attend together, with soul searching talks between Leo and Niahm and sweet dancing interaction between Comte and Niamh they finally wander the gardens finding the center of a labyrinth. Sexy times ensues with fireworks in the background.

IV2

Rating: Teen

Pairing(s): No Pairing

Character(s): Main Character (Elizabeth); Le Comte de Saint Germain; Napoleon Bonaparte; Sebastian (IkeVamp); Leonardo da Vinci; Arthur Conan Doyle; Isaac Newton; Vincent van Gogh; Theodorus van Gogh; Vlad (IkeVamp); William Shakespeare, Jean d’Arc

Content warnings: Impalement by Sword (TW) 

Word Count: 10,000 - 19,999

Summary: “Le éternel cirque.” A circus that only opens at nightfall. The people performing their acts never change, appearing to be the same individuals as the ones who enchanted visitors when they were but children. Such a feat is impossible, even for a circus.

Elizabeth enters the circus with no expectations, only to be swept up in its enchantment and mystery. But when a strange man pushes her onto a train that can traverse the world and results in her having no way to return home, she finds herself stuck in company with the circus. Only by befriending the actors and assistants behind the scenes is she privy to learn the secrets behind éternité.

(A crossover between “The Night Circus” by Erin Morgenstern and Ikemen Vampire)

IV3

Rating: Teen

Pairing(s): Theo/MC, side Arthur/Dazai

Character(s): MC, Theo, Arthur, Dazai, Isaac, Vincent, mention of Sebas, Napo, Leo, Comte

Content warnings: one mention of a very very light implication of depression / quarter-life crisis and resulting breakdowns

Word Count: Over 50,000

Summary: University AU, Slow Burn, Friends to Lovers.

MC is just a feisty little literature major trying to have some fun in between working hard to get that scholarship she wants so she can go abroad. The more she gets involved in the local bookshop’s sour employee, Theo, the more she ends up interested in him even if she said she was only looking for a little fun. And the more Theo lets her in (and by extension, her other, also very chaotic friends) the more Theo begins to consider what other things he’s been missing out on by just offering all of him for his brother’s cause.

The two of them get to know each other through little book exchanges, exchanging their thoughts on literature and so much more without having to put it directly into words. All is going smoothly until there’s no more getting worse: Theo facing the situation–not a decision, not an option–of having his entire life working to let his brother “fly,” and now having to come to terms with having the one person he wants to keep for himself be the one he has to set off into the world.

And at the end, she learns what it means to stay and he learns what it means to go, finding each other right in the middle of it, entangled between letters and shared metaphors.

IV4

Rating: R

Pairing(s): Main Character/Vincent van Gogh, Original Female Character/Vincent van Gogh

Character(s): Main Character, Original Female Character, Vincent van Gogh, Original Characters, Mentions of the Great Men, Theodorus van Gogh, Great Men Pets

Content warnings: Fluff, Post-Canon (Dramatic Ending), Angst, Eventual Smut, Domestic, Drama, Humor, Love, Established Relationship, Romance, Smut, Sexual Content

Word Count: 10,000 - 19,999

Summary:  It’s been a while since Vincent and Akira reunited in that one van Gogh exhibit. Soon she learns that Vincent waited until he could finally meet her before going to several places in hopes of visiting them with her.

As they spent their time completing Vincent’s list, a pang of nagging guilt makes way to Akira’s heart. With the notion that she tore him away from a life in 19th century Paris, Akira dreads to ask one particular question.

IV5

Rating: Teen

Pairing(s): Comte de St. Germain/Original Character

Character(s): Comte de St. Germain, Original Character(s), Leonardo da Vinci, Sebastian

Content warnings: Character death, Pre-canon, Canon Divergence, Fluff, Friendship

Word Count: 10,000 - 19,999

Summary:  Years before MC’s arrival in the mansion, Comte de St. Germain met a woman in Louvre during his stay in the modern-day Paris. After forming an unusual friendship, they travelled all around the city and visited some famous landmarks (Jardin de Tuileries, Cathédrale Notre-Dame de Paris, Arc de Triomphe, Eiffel Tower).What Comte doesn’t know is that she has a terminal illness, and he was accompanying her in her last trip.