#incorrect black clover quotes
Langris:*sleeping on couch*
Finral:*fires gun*
Langris, abruptly waking up: THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU!
David:I’m quick at math.
William:Okay, what’s 38 times 76?
David:24.
William:That’s not even close.
David:But it was quick.
Letoile:This could get us killed!
David:Or worse, lectured by Klaus about responsibility!
Yami: I never understood why Magic Knight Captains cared so much about their stupid squads until I got a stupid squad myself.
*gestures to the Black Bulls*
Yami: I’ve only had these idiots for a day and a half but if anything were to happen to them, I would kill everyone in this kingdom and then myself.
Finral: If Vanessa and I were drowing and you could only save one of us, who would it be?
Yami: You morons can’t even swim?
Finral: It’s a hypothetical question. Who would you save?
Yami: My time and effort.
Finral, explaining why the Black Bulls should drink water: Water can solve all problems! Wanna lose weight? Drink water. Want clear skin? Drink water.
Noelle, from across the room: Tired of someone? Drown them.
