#incorrect bnha quotes
Kaminari: Sensei, which pride flag is that?
Aizawa:…
Aizawa:…Germany?
all might: midoriya, why are you laying on the ground?
deku:i’m tired
all might: oh okay
deku:i was also stabbed like 3 times but-
all might:-no
inko: *screaming in the distance*
iida: *gets wet in the rain*
kaminari: QUIIICK SOMEBODY PUT HIM IN RIIIIIIIIIICE
- what if someone had a quirk, but it was really complex like yaomomo’s and they couldn’t figure out how to use it?
- like, the doctors would be all like “your kid SHOULD have a quirk because they’re missing that bone in their toe, but…”
- and then they grow up assuming they’re just quirkless or something and then one day something just (metaphorically oR physically) HITS them
- n they’re like DAMN WHAT THE FUCK oH my GOD
what do yall wanna see more of?
Midoriya:Kacchan, for this play I think you should play the role of my father
Bakugou: What? I don’t want to be your fucking father.
Midoriya: Wow, that’s perfect! You already know your lines!
kaminari: it’s not illegal.
policeofficer staring into kaminari’s car trunk which is full of bread: it’s just… there’s so much-
kaminari: but it’s not illegal
police officer:
todoroki: [staring out a window looking pensive]
deku: He’s so handsome… So thoughtful… I wonder what he could be thinking about…
todoroki, whispering to himself: wed-nes-day… whensday..? wendesday?
koda: do you have any books on turtles?
yaoyorozu:hardbacks?
koda: yeah with the little heads :3
kaminari, t-posing next to bakugou’s bed: jee-lye bee-lye peet rat goo-mye can-dyyyye
bakugou:wh-
mina, from outside the veranda: tye-mee to co-mee aly-vee
bakugou: how did you-
sero, taped to the ceiling: esca-pee the patackee. escA-pee the patAckEeee
bakugou:stop.
kirishima: [PUNCHES DOWN THE DORM DOOR]
kirishima: a rata tat tat
bakugou: do NOT.
kirishima, charging towards bakugou’s bed:A RATA TAT TAT
Aizawa: Would you like to keep talking during my lesson
Aizawa: Or would you like to keep your fucking kneecaps
1-A: *goes silent*
Aizawa: That’s what I thought
bakugou: man, FUCK this virus
todoroki:donot fuck the virus.
Bakugou: [banging his phone on the table in anger]
Kirishima:Hey, don’t be mean to the phone- how would you like it if I banged YOU on the table, hmm?
Bakugou:
Kirishima:
Bakugou:
Kirishima: Don’t answer that.
kaminari: aight so here’s the tea-
aizawa:report.
kaminari:wh-
aizawa: it’s called a report.
Bakugou: Quit acting like a child
Kaminari: I AM NOT ACTING
store manager: you can’t do that
kirishima:oh-
kaminari: don’t worry, we have a permit
store manager:what
sero: [hands manager a piece of paper saying “they can and they will” signed by bakugou]
Denki:hi
Denki, 10 minutes later: there’s no reason the alphabet has to be in order.
Bakugou: holy SHIT why would you say that???
Denki, sniffing: no one said hi back…
Kirishima:What would happen if birds threw bread back at you?
Denki: You’d definently have to duck!
Bakugou:One more pun. One more pun, and you’ll see what happens.
Mina:
Mina: ..If you couldn’t, I guess you’d quack-
Bakugou: 5 seconds.
Sero: Haha! You’re all chickens!
Sero:
Sero: ..oh shit
Kirishima:What would happen if birds threw bread back at you?
Denki: You’d definently have to duck!
Bakugou:One more pun. One more pun, and you’ll see what happens.
Mina:
Mina: ..If you couldn’t, I guess you’d quack-
Bakugou: 5 seconds.
