#incorrect mlb quotes

Marinette:*sneaking in through her window*

Dick:*turning in his chair and flicking the light on* You want to tell me where you’ve been all night?

Marinette: I-I was with Damian?

Damian:*turning in his chair* Wanna try again?

Marinette:Fight me!

Jason: Ha ! Look at your size ! What are you going to do, kick me in the ankle?

[Later…]

Dick: Hum… WHy is Jason quivering on the ground and crying ?

Tim:Marinette kicked him very hard in the ankle.

Damian: Hey, Angel, have you seen my sword?

Marinette:[slowly chops vegetables with the sword]

Marinette: no

Damian:

Marinette:

Bruce: I donotthink of Marinette as my daughter!

*phone falls onto the ground, with Marinette as the lock screen*

Bruce: I was hacked

*Adpotion papers fall out of his pockets*

Bruce:*picking them up* These aren’t mine

*contact shows he’s listed Marinette as ‘Marinette-my daughter’*

Bruce:*shoving papers into a briefcase* I have to go

Marinette: You were drunk last night

Jason: No I wasn’t

Marinette: You started cutting pineapples at 3am while yelling “Stop hiding, spongebob! I know you are in there!”

Jason:

Jason: But did I find him tho?

Marinette: Hey, has anyone seen my top?

Jason, not looking up from his phone: Yeah, Demon Spawn’s in the kitchen.

Marinette:*chokes*

Damian:*spits out his drink*

Marinette:You don’t think I can fight because I’m a girl.

Damian:I don’t think you can fight because you’re wearing a wedding dress. For what it’s worth, I don’t think Todd could fight in that dress either.

Jason:Perhaps not. But I would make a radiant bride.

Marinette: Mr. Wayne, Tim won’t come out of his room.

Bruce:Just tell him I said something

Marinette:Like what?

Bruce:Anything factually incorrect

Tim, a few minutes later: did you just say the sun is a fucking planet-