#incorrect fairy tail quotes

Kidnapper:We have Natsu!

Gray: You poor bastard

Lyon: you’re really campaigning for Asshole of the Year, aren’t you?

Gray: as defending champion, are you nervous?

Loke: You can de-escalate literally any situation by asking ‘are we about to kiss?’

Loke: Doesn’t work with getting out of speeding tickets, though.

Bickslow: Could you take Laxus?

Freed:Easily.

Freed: Oh, you meant fight

Levy:You stare at your coffee hoping it gives you perspective and sanity and the ability to make sense of it all and that’s a lot to ask of your coffee

Ultear: Something’s off.

Jellal: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.

Ultear: No, but that’s funny.

Laxus: Careful, if you keep being so sweet people are going to start thinking that you’re in love with me.

Freed: What could I have ever possibly done to make you think I’m not?

Cana: *rolls car window down* What seems to be the problem, officer?

Officer: Get out of my car

Natsu: Lucy, you love me a lot, right?

Lucy: Usually I’d say yes without hesitation, but I think you’ve done something and it has gone horribly, horribly wrong

Freed: What I’m about to tell you is going to make you want to kill me.

Laxus: I’m not going to kill you,Freed.

Laxus: It takes too much time to break in a new best friend.

Erza: Well, you know what they say - hindsight is 20/20.

Lucy:

Lucy: It kind of seems like regular sight should have caught that one.

Juvia: Juvia’s having boyfriend-girlfriend issues with you.

Gray: …We aren’t boyfriend and girlfriend though.

Juvia: Yeah, that’s the issue.

Zeref: So, what do you look for in a partner?

Mavis: A pulse, usually.

Zeref: *slams fist on the table* fuck