#incorrect hades quotes

Hades: ha! you’ll never beat us!

Persephone: YEAH FUCKHEAD

Hades: *visibly shaken* whoa, you’re going a little bit overboard

Persephone: *grinning manically* EAT SHIT AND DIE

*Persephone and Hades arguing*

Hades: You think you’ve got it all figured out, but you have no idea.

Persephone: Whatever you’re planning, it won’t work. Also, that suit makes you look like a sexy orchestra conductor. Here, wave this pen around.

Hades:Focus.

Persephone:Right, we’re fighting.

Persephone: Hades, I’m so happy I could kiss you!

Hades: *nervous laughter*

Hades: Ummm… Neat!

[Later]

Hades: *laying facedown on his bed*

Hades: I can’t believe I said “neat,” Zeus. “Neat.” Nobody says neat anymore! It’s the goddamn 21st century! It’s not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I’m a huge loser!

Zeus: *idly turns page to book he’s reading*

Zeus:Hey, don’t beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when Hera confessed to me?

Hades: Didn’t you like, thank her?

Zeus: *closes book and stares out the window*

Zeus: I thanked her.