#persephone lore olympus
“You’re right; for you, I could do something much worse.”
Stop being distracting with your compliments
Just Demeter checking in on Persephone this winter
KISS ALREADY
I love Lore Olympus with my entire tiny heart
Me choking Zeus the fuck out after reading Chapter 190:
Hades: ha! you’ll never beat us!
Persephone: YEAH FUCKHEAD
Hades: *visibly shaken* whoa, you’re going a little bit overboard
Persephone: *grinning manically* EAT SHIT AND DIE
*Persephone and Hades arguing*
Hades: You think you’ve got it all figured out, but you have no idea.
Persephone: Whatever you’re planning, it won’t work. Also, that suit makes you look like a sexy orchestra conductor. Here, wave this pen around.
Hades:Focus.
Persephone:Right, we’re fighting.
Persephone: Hades, I’m so happy I could kiss you!
Hades: *nervous laughter*
Hades: Ummm… Neat!
[Later]
Hades: *laying facedown on his bed*
Hades: I can’t believe I said “neat,” Zeus. “Neat.” Nobody says neat anymore! It’s the goddamn 21st century! It’s not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I’m a huge loser!
Zeus: *idly turns page to book he’s reading*
Zeus:Hey, don’t beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when Hera confessed to me?
Hades: Didn’t you like, thank her?
Zeus: *closes book and stares out the window*
Zeus: I thanked her.
Persephone: Who hurt you?
Hades: Do you want a list?
Persephone, cracking her knuckles: Yes, I do.
Zeus: I can’t believe you and Persephone broke the bed last night!
Poseidon: Must have been a wild night.
Hades: Haha… yeah…
[Last night]
Persephone: Bet you can’t jump high enough to touch the ceiling!
Hades: Try me!