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“You sure like to talk… Perhaps it would be better if you didn’t have a mouth.”A feral Persep

“You sure like to talk… Perhaps it would be better if you didn’t have a mouth.”

A feral Persephone to go with Hades


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Stop being distracting with your compliments

Just Demeter checking in on Persephone this winter

*Persephone and Hades arguing*

Hades: You think you’ve got it all figured out, but you have no idea.

Persephone: Whatever you’re planning, it won’t work. Also, that suit makes you look like a sexy orchestra conductor. Here, wave this pen around.

Hades:Focus.

Persephone:Right, we’re fighting.

Persephone: Hades, I’m so happy I could kiss you!

Hades: *nervous laughter*

Hades: Ummm… Neat!

[Later]

Hades: *laying facedown on his bed*

Hades: I can’t believe I said “neat,” Zeus. “Neat.” Nobody says neat anymore! It’s the goddamn 21st century! It’s not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I’m a huge loser!

Zeus: *idly turns page to book he’s reading*

Zeus:Hey, don’t beat yourself up. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what happened when Hera confessed to me?

Hades: Didn’t you like, thank her?

Zeus: *closes book and stares out the window*

Zeus: I thanked her.

Zeus: I can’t believe you and Persephone broke the bed last night!

Poseidon: Must have been a wild night.

Hades: Haha… yeah…

[Last night]

Persephone: Bet you can’t jump high enough to touch the ceiling!

Hades: Try me!

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