#incorrect inkworld quotes

Valiant: You can’t think of one thing that you like about me?

Jacob: …

Jacob: I like it when you’re sad.

Basta: Oh, Firefox, it’s just you.

Basta: I was afraid it was somebody important.

Orpheus: My fist hungers for justice.

Orpheus’ stomach: *growls*

Orpheus: That was my fist…

Adderhead: Bluejay! My arch-nemesis!

Cosimo: I thought I was your arch-nemesis?

Adderhead: I have a life outside of you, Cosmio.

Death, about Dustfinger: I could fix him.

Fenoglio: You read my diary?

Rosenquarz: At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

Elinor, walking into her house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Farid: Hey.

Dustfinger: Hi.

Fenoglio: Hello.

Darius, standing behind Elinor: I gave you the key to our place for emergencies only.

Dustfinger: I was out of Doritos.

Capricorn: They put a tax on soda, what’s next? Income?

Darius: Sir, you don’t pay your income tax?

Capricorn: Whether or not I pay income tax is none of the government’s business.

Black Prince: How’d it go?

Mo: Good. Ate some squirrel. Made some enemies. Regular day.

Fenoglio, to Meggie and Farid: People don’t disappear because you wish for them to.

Elinor: Yeah, Fenoglio, YOU’RE still here.

Barn Owl: Alright, Fenoglio, tell me what happened.

Fenoglio: Well, I was reading an encyclopedia, and I tripped- or “fell over” and hit my head. Or, “Brain helmet”.

Elinor: Yeah, he sneezed and smacked his head against the wall.

Barn Owl: That sounds about right.

Will: [screaming in the background]

Clara: What happened?

Jacob: I don’t know, I think he saw himself in the mirror.

Will, in the distance: JACOB! THERE’S ANOTHER ME ON THE WALL!

Jacob: It’s okay, Will! Just introduce yourself, I’m sure they’re nice.

Mo: There’s nothing to worry about, Resa! The Nettle says I’m doing phenomenal :)

Resa: …

Resa: Mo, she said you have pneumonia.