#source wizards of waverly place

Chevalier: You know about my allergies!

Philippe:…it’s just crying

Chevalier: I’m allergic to sadness!

snape: albus, you can’t just go around sacrificing people! this isn’t, this isn’t… what place am I trying to think of minerva?

mcgonagall: no place! there’s no place where you can go around sacrificing people!

snape: okay, don’t worry about it. i’ll go talk to lockhart, i can reason with him.

mcgonagall: say that last sentence again.

snape: i can reason with him.

mcgonagall:

snape: i’ll distract him with something shiny.

snape:minerva is making us have family staff game night tonight. you know us, the aurors will be here an hour after we get started.

snape: i can’t do it, i’m busy.

mcgonagall: no! because i checked your calendar and you don’t have plans for the next thirty years!

snape: ha! i don’t have a calendar!

mcgonagall: ha! people who don’t have calendars also don’t have plans!

dumbledore: you don’t have a plan?

snape:no.

snape: my plan was just to disagree with your plan.

Black Prince: How’d it go?

Mo: Good. Ate some squirrel. Made some enemies. Regular day.

Todoroki, holding a paintbrush: sorry, I think you dropped this

Midoriya: no, that’s not mine

Todoroki: I know, I needed an excuse to come and talk to you

eddy: why would you want to run 26 miles?

brett: the same reason you spent two whole months learning nel cor piu non mi sento

eddy: ah yes

eddy: a sense of accomplishment