#incorrect legends of tomorrow

Nate: One day, you could be a father.

Mick: One day? I am a father.

Nate: IT’S A RAT, MICK!

Mick: HE’S MY BLOOD!

Ray: What should we do?

Nora: Well, usually when someone disrespects me, I just kill them.

Sara: You are not gonna cock out on me.

Constantine: Cock out?

Sara: I’d say pussy, but let’s be honest. Which one is tougher?

Hank: Are you friends with this criminal?

Mick: No, he’s not.

Nate:Absolutely. Best friends.

Mick: It’s a layered relationship.

Nate: Is there a weak point?

Zari: Our plan.

Ray: Whoa, I bring nothing to the table? Oh, really? You ever stop for one second to think about hey, where did all the groceries come from, Mick? Oh, how did my laundry get so clean? Oh, oh, who washed all the dishes today?

Mick: Nobody washes the dishes! We eat the food directly off the coffee table, and you know it!

Rip: How did this happen?

Sara: How does anything happen? Move past it.

Mick, about Amaya: Look, Pretty, you’re obviously upset about the animal girl, so we’ve called a truce to out.

Nate: I’m not upset.

Zari:Nate, we found you in the park throwing rocks at old couples.

Nate:WHY SHOULD THEY BE HAPPY?!

Barry: You deserved better.

Snart: Fucking right I did.

Amaya: When using the totems, is there anything you heard or saw in your mind that stuck out to you?

Mick: Well, I think everybody knows my love of animals and, you know, my heroic deed of defending a dog. So I heard a haunting melody about dogs that has escaped, and the cry that went up from across the town of who let all these dogs escape? Where have these dogs gone? Who did this? Who? Who? Who? Who?

Amaya: Alright, I’m sorry I asked.

Mick: It’s haunting. It’s terrifying. Just the sheer panic in the people’s voices as they call for who the– who’s the culprit? Who’s done this terrible deed?

Amaya: Yeah, alright.

Nate: I heard Cheeseburger in Paradise—

Amaya:Next.

Nate: —the live version. The live one. Not, not the album.

Wally: I saw Paul Blart 3. That’s right, it’s coming, folks.

Stein: I think I can handle it. I went to MIT.

Ray: Well, I went to Ivy.

Snart: And I went to Juvie. And we’re all here on this dumb ship.

Ray: It’s nice to be reminded how beautiful and full of love life can be.

Mick:Nope.

Jax, about the Legends: I think I speak for all of us when I say we’re irresponsible and incompetent. We’re practically handicapped!

Leonard Snart: i did what i needed to do to survive, then i did a bunch of other stuff i felt like doing

Jax: Snart, did it ever occur to you that some people just don’t care about money?

Snart: Please, don’t be silly, we’re talking serious.

Barry: You got a plan B?

Snart: B plans are for losers.

Barry: Well, whatever happens, thank you. I don’t know why you agreed to stick your neck out for me and Iris, but… It’s pretty cool.

Snart: Well, it’s pretty common knowledge that I’m a very, very good person who lives to help others.

Snart, to Ray: Every time you talk, I hear that sound that plays when PacMan dies.

Sara Lance: I worked at a sunglass kiosk at the mall for four years, so not only have I been through hell, I was assistant manager there.

Snart: Raymond, I’m not going to discuss my home life with you. We’re not friends. We’re not family. You’re not my husband.

Ray: That’s hurtful. I thought we had a special bond. I was your secret santa last month.

Snart: And I already thanked you for the “Who Farted?” baseball cap.

Ray: But you never wear it.

Amaya: I think you’re just being nice.

Mick: I think if you ask around, you’ll discover that’s unlikely.