#incorrect lord of the rings

Aragorn: you know, you don’t have to narrate my every movement

Legolas: his mouth would move but I would not listen

Pippin: Frodo, have you ever wanted to eat fish tank pebbles?

Frodo: What? No, of course not!

Merry, shaking his head: There’s something very wrong with you.

Pippin: And you call yourself my cousin.