#lotr meme
*Merry and Pippin sitting in jail together*
Merry:So who should we call?
Pippin:I’d call Gandalf, but I feel safer in jail
Aragorn:Legolas, keep an eye on Gimli today. They’re going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Legolas:Sure, I’d love to see Gimli get punched.
Aragorn:Try again.
Legolas, sighing: I will stop Gimli from getting punched.
Legolas:I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.
Aragorn:You people already know too much about me.
Gimli:I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.
Bitches be like “Omg I love Frodo Baggins! I would die for him!”
Hi, it’s me. I’m bitches.
a friendly reminder
you don’t understand how thankful i am for this meme
Pippin: Frodo, have you ever wanted to eat fish tank pebbles?
Frodo: What? No, of course not!
Merry, shaking his head: There’s something very wrong with you.
Pippin: And you call yourself my cousin.
Frodo to Gandalf: but he was destroyed, Sauron was destroyed
Gandalf:
Frodo: We put the Ring away, we keep it hidden, we never speak of it again. No one knows it’s here, do they? Do they, Gandalf?
Gandalf:
