#incorrect mandalorian quotes
Luke:*laughs at a joke Din made*
Din (to himself): This is great. I’m going to get a good grade in Jedi Dad, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve
Luke:Do you think Din likes me?
Leia: Likes you as a friend, or likes you as in this is going to be the longest conversation of my life?
[preparing to do something illegal with false identities]
Boba: Good thing still have my sexy cat costume from Halloween!
Fennec:I really don’t think you were the target audience for that item.
Boba: There is nothing gendered about a sexy cat.
[Boba and Fennec are sitting on a bench]
Din: Why do you guys look so sad?
Boba:Sit down with us so we can tell you.
Din:*sits down*
Boba: The bench is freshly painted.
Din:
Grogu: I’m currently considering becoming a bother or a nuisance.
Grogu: Maybe even a menace or an inconvenience.
Grogu:I don’t know, I haven’t made up my mind yet.
Luke:Today I saw Din crying for 5-6 min, and then an alarm went off and he just….stopped crying and went right back to work.
Boba:It’s called time management, Skywalker.
Din Djarin: You got the shirt!
The Armorer:*somewhere in the galaxy*Excuse me!? A shirt? How dare you Djarin!?
grogu: did you know that you can just start screaming? anywhere? anytime? it’s not illegal or anything!
din, a very tired dad: please don’t.
fennec: we have a great night planned
boba: one word, two syllables
din: don’t say charades
boba and fennec:YAHTZEE!
din:
din: is charades off the table
the struggles of helmetless mando
Din:How do you sleep at night knowing so many people hate you?
Boba:Naked.In case they wanna kiss my ass.
