#incorrect bruce wayne
Bruce:so
Bruce: you lied to me.
Jason: that depends on how you define lying
Bruce: well, i define it as not telling the truth. how do you define it?
Jason:
Jason: reclining your body in a horizontal position
tim: why would you give a knife to a child?
bruce: damian felt unsafe
tim: now i feel unsafe.
bruce:
bruce: would you like a knife,
Considering Bruce Wayne owns Wayne Medical and Wayne Pharmaceuticals (which are branches of Wayne Enterprises). Batman is most definitely making bank by beating up criminals.
He just wants to talk.
Bruce: WHAT ARE YOU DOING.
Tim, mixing different energy drinks in a cauldron: You know there’s an indigenous word, used to describe people like you.
Tim:PARTY-POOPER
Bruce:Tim, Do you have any viable product ideas to contribute?
Tim: Multiple.
Tim:Which one should i present first: ‘Conditioner Gordan’, 'Alfred-no-fret Surface Cleaner’ or 'Bruce Bruise medication’
Board of Directors: :O
Bruce: Ah yes, more therapy sessions it is.
Jason: *sends a voice message*
Bruce, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?
Jason: Oh don’t worry about it!
[later]
Bruce: *presses play*
Jason’s recorded message: BRUCE, THERE’S A F*CKING FIRE IN THE MANOR AND–
Dick, throwing confetti: You bring the razzle, and I’ll bring the dazzle.
Bruce: *while apprehending a criminal* Is this why you made me add pockets to your suit?
Dick: Yes and it is 100% worth it.
bruce, to the bats: did none of you think this was a bad idea?!
duke: well actually, i di-
jason, smacking his hand over duke’s mouth: oh no, we all did. we just decided to do it anyways
damian: actually that’s not the tru-
steph, smacking her hand over damian’s mouth: WE ALL DID
bruce wayne buys an nft for wayne enterprises and then gets jumped as soon as he gets at home
tim: i’m going to get some fresh air
jason: yeah whatever
bruce: where’s tim?
jason: he said he wanted some fresh air
bruce: WE ARE ON A PLANE
Bruce:Name a way to be nice to others.
Damian: Don’t kill them.
Bruce:
Bruce: Setting the bar a little low, but I’ll allow it.
Bruce: I donotthink of Marinette as my daughter!
*phone falls onto the ground, with Marinette as the lock screen*
Bruce: I was hacked
*Adpotion papers fall out of his pockets*
Bruce:*picking them up* These aren’t mine
*contact shows he’s listed Marinette as ‘Marinette-my daughter’*
Bruce:*shoving papers into a briefcase* I have to go
Interviewer:How many children do you have, Mr. Wayne?
Bruce:Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference
