#incorrect pansmione quotes
Pansy: You ever laugh so hard you grab your boobs?
Hermione: No, and it also doesn’t explain why your hands are on mine
Pansy: Hermione, come on, don’t be mad
Ginny: What’s wrong?
Hermione: Pansy didn’t know we were going on a date last night
Ginny: You didn’t know you were on a date?
Pansy: I did not—okay, I did not know! But who knows if you just wanna have dinner with me as friends or more?
Hermione: We kissed in front of my door!
Pansy: It could have been a friendly kiss between girls! I didn’t realise!
Hermione: I invited you inside, Pansy
Pansy: I’m a lesbian, it gets really confusing sometimes!
Hermione:…