#overheard at hogwarts
My First visit to the Diagon Alley.
-Colin Creevey
My Hogwarts pet, Butterscotch. So cute! Love her so much. ❤️
-Colin Creevey
I’m just so excited to mix all these ingredients and stir them and make different magical Potions!
-Colin Creevey
My very first Potions Kit everyone!
-Colin Creevey
There were so many types of them… Self-stirring, copper, brass, pewter. It was so much fun getting my own cauldron.
-Colin Creevey
When I did my Hogwarts robes shopping for the first time.
-Colin Creevey
Then I bought my Hogwarts Textbooks from Flourish and Blotts.
-Colin Creevey
Harry: You’re a dick, Malfoy!
Draco: Oh yeah? Well, I am what I eat!
Harry:What?
Draco:…What?
Harry:…
Harry: Wanna eat mine?
Pansy: What’s the worst thing your father did?
Draco: When I came out, he made me take extra duelling class. But it backfired, now I can take an opponent down while sucking a d—
Pansy: I get it!
Pansy: You ever laugh so hard you grab your boobs?
Hermione: No, and it also doesn’t explain why your hands are on mine
Draco: If Potter is not going to pin me down and kiss me like he means it, what is he even doing?
Pansy: Not having to listen to this, which is a blessing for him
Pansy: Do you think you can tell Harry to stand up? He’s in my spot
Draco: Oh, okay, no biggie
Draco: *sits on Harry’s lap*
Pansy: …now you’re both in my seat
Draco: Yeah, but Harry’s standing up now
Pansy: He’s no—oh
If kid!Draco meets future!Draco:
Harry: How big is your bed?
Draco: Why do you ask?
Harry: Just for research
Draco: It’s quite big
Harry: Yeah? Can I get in with you?
Draco:…
Draco: Get out
Draco: Pansy, so you know how Potter is always avoiding me?
Pansy: Because you’re in love with him, yeah
Draco: I’m not in love with—anyway, I’ve thought of a new way to get his attention
Pansy: Boy, this should be fun. What is it?
Draco: I’m going to climb on a tree!
Pansy: What? Are you crazy? Getting on a tree for him, that’s actually worse than when you folded that paper-bird and sent it to him from across the classroom. If that doesn’t say desperate I don’t know what is!
Draco: So you’re saying I shouldn’t do that?
Pansy: Oh, no, I’m just saying you’re crazy, I definitely want to see how it’s gonna go though
Draco: I’m done with the conversation now
Harry: Sit back down
Draco: I’m sat
Pansy: Why don’t you just tell Potter you like him?
Draco:
Draco: Harry, how many points would you rate me?
Harry:Zero
Draco *gasps*: What? How c-
Harry: I’m just teasing you, you’re a ten to me
Draco:Aw
Draco: I’m actually a 13 but I’ll take 10
Harry:…
James: Harry, you got in detention again?
Harry: Sorry, dad, Malfoy and I kept getting into fights. Especially after today’s Quidditch match, I couldn’t help it
James: Oh, it’s okay, Harry, a little rivalry is good for you, really helps with your energy. Sometimes you’ll just find yourself bickering with the so-called enemy, and the next thing you know, you’re making out with your best friend’s younger brother in the Slytherin changing room after Quidditch
Harry: …are you talking about you and dad?
James: What? No
Harry:…
James: A little, yeah, totally
Pansy: Look at Harry training hard for Quidditch
Draco: I think something just shifted in me
Pansy: Yeah, homosexuality
Pansy: Hermione, come on, don’t be mad
Ginny: What’s wrong?
Hermione: Pansy didn’t know we were going on a date last night
Ginny: You didn’t know you were on a date?
Pansy: I did not—okay, I did not know! But who knows if you just wanna have dinner with me as friends or more?
Hermione: We kissed in front of my door!
Pansy: It could have been a friendly kiss between girls! I didn’t realise!
Hermione: I invited you inside, Pansy
Pansy: I’m a lesbian, it gets really confusing sometimes!
Hermione:…
Draco: I have a bone to pick with you, Potter
Harry: Which one?
Ron, shoving popcorn in his mouth: The one in your trousers probably
Harry & Draco:…
