#incorrect quotes anime
Oikawa: *whispers to lawyer*
Lawyer: that’s not relevant to the case.
Oikawa: just ask
Lawyer, to the judge: *sighs* do you think he’s hot ?
Bokuto: Self care is chugging a lava lamp.
Akaashi: no.
Bokuto:glug
Tiktok is so funny because I’ll have my notifications on and then get a notification like “bokutos_crunchytoegunk” started following me like UM HELLO?? ♀️♀️♀️♀️♀️
Also this hashtag on one of my posts is sending me
Enjoy this tiktok of Tanaka and Noya I made hehe
Terushima: I like you.
Kiyoko: No, you don’t.
Terushima: You’ll never find someone like me.
Kiyoko: That’s the idea.
Yamaguchi: Actually, all of my systems are nervous.
Kageyama: Tsukishima, what’s a guy like you doing with someone like Yamaguchi?
Tsukishima: Shh, I don’t think he knows he can do better.
Tsukishima: I’m not that mean. Name one mean thing I’ve ever done.
Yamaguchi: When we were younger, you convinced me eggs weren’t real.
Tsukishima: They’re not.
Yamaguchi: Haha, very funny.
Tsukishima: I’m serious. Didn’t you hear?
Yamaguchi: No… what happened?
Tsukishima: …Why would you fall for this again-
Yamaguchi: *gets a paper cut* Ow!
Tsukishima: Tch, loser
*A few minutes later*
Takeda: So let me get this straight, you want to replace all documents with tablets and ban paper at Karasuno?
Tsukishima: Paper is a serious safety hazard