#incorrect quotes haikyuu
Oikawa: *whispers to lawyer*
Lawyer: that’s not relevant to the case.
Oikawa: just ask
Lawyer, to the judge: *sighs* do you think he’s hot ?
Bokuto: Self care is chugging a lava lamp.
Akaashi: no.
Bokuto:glug
Tiktok is so funny because I’ll have my notifications on and then get a notification like “bokutos_crunchytoegunk” started following me like UM HELLO?? ♀️♀️♀️♀️♀️
Also this hashtag on one of my posts is sending me
Enjoy this tiktok of Tanaka and Noya I made hehe
Terushima: I like you.
Kiyoko: No, you don’t.
Terushima: You’ll never find someone like me.
Kiyoko: That’s the idea.
Yamaguchi: Actually, all of my systems are nervous.
hinata: are you busy?
kageyama:yes.
hinata: cool, listen to this.
bokuto: do you think we should kiss? you know, to break the tension.
kuroo: dude. we’re in the middle of a match.
bokuto: you didn’t say no.
bokuto: do you think we should kiss? you know, to break the tension.
kuroo: dude. we’re in the middle of a match.
bokuto: you didn’t say no.
kuroo: if hinata, lev and kenma were drowning and you only could save one, who’d it be?
bokuto:akaashi.
kuroo: but he isn’t drowning.
bokuto: but what if he’s in danger?! we don’t know where he is.
tanaka: [clears throat]
tanaka, moving his eyebrows up and down suggestively: you come here often?
ennoshita, sighing: please just ask me out.
bokuto: nobody loves me.
akaashi: are you sure?
bokuto: yes, i am-
akaashi, pointing at himself: are you really sure?
Kageyama: Tsukishima, what’s a guy like you doing with someone like Yamaguchi?
Tsukishima: Shh, I don’t think he knows he can do better.
Tsukishima: I’m not that mean. Name one mean thing I’ve ever done.
Yamaguchi: When we were younger, you convinced me eggs weren’t real.
Tsukishima: They’re not.
Yamaguchi: Haha, very funny.
Tsukishima: I’m serious. Didn’t you hear?
Yamaguchi: No… what happened?
Tsukishima: …Why would you fall for this again-
Yamaguchi: *gets a paper cut* Ow!
Tsukishima: Tch, loser
*A few minutes later*
Takeda: So let me get this straight, you want to replace all documents with tablets and ban paper at Karasuno?
Tsukishima: Paper is a serious safety hazard
