#incorrect spn
Y/N: Who moved my C4? I just reorganized and it should be between the burner phones and the det-cords.
Sam: Leaving aside the fact that you alphabetized your weapons closet, you used the last of your C4 trying to prove that you could brake into an unbreakable safe.
Y/N: Oh, right. That was fun. Use the money I won off that bet to get me more C4.
Y/N: *Burps loudly*
Sam: Ew, did you have to do that at the table?
Y/N: What did you want me to do? Hold it in, go outside and then release it like a dragon?
Sam: Well- I don’t know.
Y/N: Then shut up *burps again*
Dean, to Sam: *Nudges Sam with his elbow* That’s one of the reasons I married them.
Dean: *Smiles at Y/N lovestruck* I love you.
Y/N: Aw, I love you to Dean.
Dean: *Burps*
Y/N:Nice*Burps*
Sam: Ugh, I’m leaving.
Dean, and Y/N:Bye!
Sam: You two are perfect for each other.
Dean, and Y/N: We know!
Dean: Y/N has no survival skills, their need to win has replaced them.
Sam: That can’t be true.
Dean: Watch this.
Dean: Hey Y/N, race you to the bottom of the stairs!
Y/N: *Throws themself out a window*
Y/N: Where are you going?
Dean: To get MYSELF a gift cause somebody didn’t get me one!
Y/N: I told you I did! Its coming here on Friday!
Sam, knowing full well that Y/N got Dean an engagement ring: *eating popcorn*
Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Dean, with Y/N and Sam behind him: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!
Police:Yes…three.
Dean: Oh, my God— What the fuck!?
Police:Wha-
Dean: Cas FUCKING FELL OFF!
*The gang when they drop food on the floor*
Sam: Aw man. *Throws it away*
Dean: Five second rule!
Y/N: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? *Eats it off the floor*
Cas: *Sobs on the floor*
“cas should have had a grindr account” weak. i think there should have been a scene where the grindr notification sound goes off and all three of them jump and pat their pocket on reflex.
Dean: Losers says what?
Sam: *Says something quietly on purpose*
Dean: What?
Sam: *bursts out laughing*
Dean: I hate you
Dean: I’m going to Taco Bell, want anything?
Sam: To have a normal life away and for my girlfriends to stop dying.
Dean: Yeah I’ve got like 12 bucks.
Sam: I’m not going to be mad, just tell me why you need a new fake id.
Jack: [incoherent mumbling]
Sam: What?
Jack: You need to be over eighteen to pet the rabbits at the pet store.
Sam: Where did Rowena go?
Crowley: It’s raining outside. Maybe she melted.
Dean: I apologize for saying fuck earlier.
Jack: You just said it again.
Dean: I am not a role model.
