#incorrect starkid quotes
(The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals)
Bill: You should try to live life to the fullest! Cherish every moment of it, because you only get one life so it’s best to live it the best way you can!
Paul: There are only two reasons I live. 1) I was born, and 2) I haven’t died yet
(The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals)
The zombies: Don’t you want to be happy?
Paul: I don’t know, what’s it like?
(The Trail to Oregon)
Craphole: Change is inedible.
Slippery When Wet: Don’t you mean inevitable?
Craphole: *spits out a bunch of coins*
Craphole: I did not