#starkid musicals

(The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals)

Bill: You should try to live life to the fullest! Cherish every moment of it, because you only get one life so it’s best to live it the best way you can!

Paul: There are only two reasons I live. 1) I was born, and 2) I haven’t died yet

(The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals)

The zombies: Don’t you want to be happy?

Paul: I don’t know, what’s it like?

(Holy Musical B@tman)

Alfred: Could you be sensible for once in your life?

Batman: I resent the implication that I am alive

Alfred: You are alive.

Batman: only on the outside

(The Trail to Oregon)

Craphole: Change is inedible.

Slippery When Wet: Don’t you mean inevitable?

Craphole: *spits out a bunch of coins*

Craphole: I did not

(Twisted: the Untold Story of a Royal Vizier)

Jafar: Please stop asking if I “had a rough night”. I always look like this.

Forgot to post this one here on tumblr! A “Spies Are Forever” (by Tin Can Brothers) seamless pattern I’ve made last month since I’ve been rewatching musicals during quarantine.

(He doesn’t like musicals though)

Congratulations to the Starkid prop designer for creating the creepiest god damn teddy bear ever

I wish

Jon Matteson

and

Denise Donovan

a VERY TOTALLY AWESOMEbirthday

PS: Robert, my love, Jaime’s bday is in May. Love you, though, no hate. I LOVE YOU, ROBERT MANION.

i did a thing

“oh my god, emma. the magic weed made the birds psychic.”