#incorrect stony quotes

Tony: [gives some of his coffee to Steve]

[later]

Steve: Buck, I think Tony wants me to propose.

Bucky: And why is that, Punk?

Steve: He gave me some of his coffee.

Bucky: RIGHT LET’S GO BUY THAT RING!

Natasha: [holding mistletoe over Steve and Tony’s heads]

Natasha: Oh look. You’re standing under mistletoe, that means you have to kiss.

Tony: [extremely drunk, starts colouring Steve’s in with a highlighter]

Steve: Erm… What are you doing?

Tony: Highlighting you.

Steve: Yes, I see that… Why?

Tony: Cuz you’re important.

Steve: Let’s have a coffee break for fifteen.

[15 minutes later]

Steve: I meant fifteen minutes. Tony please don’t drink fifteen coffees.

Tony: [vibrating slightly] You should have said that earlier!