#incorrect targon quotes
Diana: Be gay, do crimes.
Diana: Revive an old religion for fun.
Atreus: I found this useless bisexual climbing the mountain.
Atreus: *tosses unconscious Rell on the floor*
Leona: Hey, don’t call her useless!
Diana: you can’t call her that just cause she’s bi!
Atreus: I called her cause she passes out every time she sees anyone with muscles, and look where we live!
Rell, in Leona’s arms:mommy?
Leona: … I’m adopting her.
Diana: Anyway, sorry for being mean and gay.
Diana: Sike!
Leona: Wow, Diana is so pretty.
Taric: Don’t be jealous, Leo. You’re pretty too.
Leona: I’m not jealous, I’m gay.
Leona: And now with the Gay Update with Diana. Diana?
Diana: Getting gayer.
Leona: Thank you, Diana.
Pantheon: Okay, is there anyone here who ISN’T gay?
Leona: *slowly raises her hand*
Diana: *slowly pushes Leona’s hand down*
Leona: Got called a lesbian at Walmart earlier.
Pantheon: Tell me what happened.
Leona: I got called a lesbian at Walmart.
Pantheon: Yeah, but why?
Leona: I was being a lesbian.
Pantheon: At Walmart?
Leona: Yeah, it was at Walmart.
Atreus: Is this when I’m supposed to feel sorry for you?
Leona: I mean, I don’t want you to, but just so you know, a well-adjusted person probably would.
Atreus: I’m dead inside.
Leona: You make that pretty obvious.
Young Diana, nudging Young Leona: Why are you always falling asleep on me? Am I that boring?
Leona, half asleep: Because you make me feel safe.
Diana, blinking away tears:Oh.
Young Diana, after meeting Leona for the first time: Learned something about myself today. Going to repress it for a while… but good to know.
Atreus: I hate the aspects, Celestials, the gods. I’d rather kill all of you than have to give you a single mortal soul.
Taric: I’m the aspect of the protector!
Atreus: You killed dozens of Demacian and Noxian soldiers to protect a God damned flower!
Atreus: *points to Leona and Diana* and you two are participating in a civil war, I don’t care who started it!
Leona & Diana: Fuck you.
Atreus: You have each other for that. And YOU…
Soraka:?
Atreus: Actually nevermind, I trust you.
Soraka::D
Zoe::)
Atreus: Not you though.
Zoe::(
Leona: Why is Zoe crying?
Diana: Because we have wooden floors all over this house and she runs around in cotton socks like there aren’t going to be any consequences.
Atreus: You call it a near death experience, I call it a vibe check from the gods.
Taric: How did the Head Priest react when they found out you were dating Diana?
Leona: They were cool with it.
Taric:
Leona: They threw a rock at me.
Leona: When’s the last time you slept?Diana: Uh… a few days ago, I think.
Leona: A few- how many?!
Diana: Uh… *starts counting on fingers* I need more fingers…
Leona: What you need is sleep!
Diana: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just ‘walk up and join a circle of people talking’, but it does sound lovely, thank you.
Zoe: *shoves her hand in the slot of a toaster*
Aphelios:
Zoe: …I get confused sometimes.
Aphelios: Me too.
Sett: Let me guess, this is the part where you tell me that if I hurt Aphelios, you’ll kill me.
Diana: Oh no, if you hurt him, Aphelios is perfectly capable of killing you himself.
Diana: *sees a pile of trash* Big…
Diana: *looks over at Zoe* …mood?
Zoe: *gives her a thumbs up while nodding enthusiastically*
Diana: This place is great, I wonder how much the rent is.
Taric: This is the wine aisle in a grocery store.
