#league of legends zoe

Atreus: I hate the aspects, Celestials, the gods. I’d rather kill all of you than have to give you a single mortal soul.

Taric: I’m the aspect of the protector!

Atreus: You killed dozens of Demacian and Noxian soldiers to protect a God damned flower!

Atreus: *points to Leona and Diana* and you two are participating in a civil war, I don’t care who started it!

Leona & Diana: Fuck you.

Atreus: You have each other for that. And YOU…

Soraka:?

Atreus: Actually nevermind, I trust you.

Soraka::D

Zoe::)

Atreus: Not you though.

Zoe::(

Leona: Why is Zoe crying?

Diana: Because we have wooden floors all over this house and she runs around in cotton socks like there aren’t going to be any consequences.

Zoe: *shoves her hand in the slot of a toaster*

Aphelios: 

Zoe: …I get confused sometimes.

Aphelios: Me too.

Diana: *sees a pile of trash* Big…

Diana: *looks over at Zoe* …mood?

Zoe: *gives her a thumbs up while nodding enthusiastically*

Soraka: Please tell me you did not kidnap her, Diana?

Diana, holding Zoe: I didn’t kidnap her.

Soraka: Oh, thank the stars.

Diana: I adopted her.

Zoe:Youare a human mountain! You have more muscles in your ears than I have in my entire body!

Atreus: Never skip ear day, lad.

Alune: Hey Zoe, what’s it like in the multiverse? 

Zoe: Fun! One minute you’re breathing air, the next minute you’re breathing fingers! Think you found a sandwich? It’s a planet! You just ate a planet! 

*After an argument between Leona and Diana*

Leona: Zoe, come! We’re leaving!

Zoe: Is Diana not gonna be my mommy anymore?

Leona: She’s not mine anymore either, dear. 

Zoe: “Honeymoon” is an interesting term because an actual moon made of honey would imply space bees which is pretty horrifying.

Diana: Zoe, I’m begging you, please go to sleep.