#league of legends taric
Leona: Wow, Diana is so pretty.
Taric: Don’t be jealous, Leo. You’re pretty too.
Leona: I’m not jealous, I’m gay.
Atreus: I hate the aspects, Celestials, the gods. I’d rather kill all of you than have to give you a single mortal soul.
Taric: I’m the aspect of the protector!
Atreus: You killed dozens of Demacian and Noxian soldiers to protect a God damned flower!
Atreus: *points to Leona and Diana* and you two are participating in a civil war, I don’t care who started it!
Leona & Diana: Fuck you.
Atreus: You have each other for that. And YOU…
Soraka:?
Atreus: Actually nevermind, I trust you.
Soraka::D
Zoe::)
Atreus: Not you though.
Zoe::(
Taric: How did the Head Priest react when they found out you were dating Diana?
Leona: They were cool with it.
Taric:
Leona: They threw a rock at me.
Diana: This place is great, I wonder how much the rent is.
Taric: This is the wine aisle in a grocery store.
Leona: I’m in love with Diana! There, I said it.
Taric:
Taric, sarcastically: Really, wow, I never would’ve—gosh, what a shock.
Taric: *trips and falls on his face*
Soraka: Are you okay?
Taric: Make a wish darling, you just saw a falling star.
Taric about Leona & Diana: You know the friendship’s real when there’s a rumour you’re gay for each other.
Leona & Diana, clearly gay for each other:‘Rumored’?
