#league of legends atreus
Atreus: I found this useless bisexual climbing the mountain.
Atreus: *tosses unconscious Rell on the floor*
Leona: Hey, don’t call her useless!
Diana: you can’t call her that just cause she’s bi!
Atreus: I called her cause she passes out every time she sees anyone with muscles, and look where we live!
Rell, in Leona’s arms:mommy?
Leona: … I’m adopting her.
Pantheon: Okay, is there anyone here who ISN’T gay?
Leona: *slowly raises her hand*
Diana: *slowly pushes Leona’s hand down*
Atreus: Is this when I’m supposed to feel sorry for you?
Leona: I mean, I don’t want you to, but just so you know, a well-adjusted person probably would.
Atreus: I’m dead inside.
Leona: You make that pretty obvious.
Atreus: I hate the aspects, Celestials, the gods. I’d rather kill all of you than have to give you a single mortal soul.
Taric: I’m the aspect of the protector!
Atreus: You killed dozens of Demacian and Noxian soldiers to protect a God damned flower!
Atreus: *points to Leona and Diana* and you two are participating in a civil war, I don’t care who started it!
Leona & Diana: Fuck you.
Atreus: You have each other for that. And YOU…
Soraka:?
Atreus: Actually nevermind, I trust you.
Soraka::D
Zoe::)
Atreus: Not you though.
Zoe::(
Atreus: You call it a near death experience, I call it a vibe check from the gods.
Zoe:Youare a human mountain! You have more muscles in your ears than I have in my entire body!
Atreus: Never skip ear day, lad.
Atreus: It’s so dark in here.
Leona: Don’t worry, I got this.
Leona: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*
Atreus: What-?
Diana: She’s literally the sun, of course she glows.
