LMAO THEY IMMEDIATELY CAME INTO MY MIND WHEN I SAW THIS TWEET I qrt it on my Twitter too sksksk

Will: Smells delicious.

Hannibal: Silkie chicken in a broth. A black-boned bird prized in China for its medicinal values since the 7th century. Wolfberries, ginseng, ginger, red dates and star anise.

Will: You made me chicken soup.

Hannibal:

Love you, mom

nycheia:

For the Fluff:

1. What are things they both find funny?
2. If they could each describe each other in one sentence, what would it be?
3. If they complimented each other, what would they say?
4. What would be their ship name?
5. What activities do they enjoy together?
6. What is/are their love language(s)?
7. Write a ~300 word love scene for them. 
8. What were their first impressions of each other?

For the Angst:

9. Have they made each other cry?
10. Write a ~300 word argument scene for them. 
11. What causes them to fight?
12. Do they have differing political opinions?
13. Name something they would never do for the other person. 
14. What would be a dealbreaker?
15. What are traits they dislike in one another?
16. If they broke up, what would be their opinions of each other?

For the Depth: 

17. What senses (sights, smells, feelings, etc). remind them of each other?
18. What would be their love motto?
19. If they could each write a single line in their marriage vows, what would they be?
20. What is a promise they have made to each other?
21. How have they changed each other for the better/for the worse?
22. If their lives were what was originally intended at birth, would they have still fallen in love?
23. Write a ~300 scene between them with no dialogue, only body language.
24. What is something they have each had to forgive the other for?

For the Dirty:

25. What moves do they know work on the other?
26. What are their favorite parts about physical affection/sex?
27. Do they have any kinks/fetishes that they share?
28. Write a ~300 fantasy one of them has about the other. 
29. What are each of their signature foreplay moves?
30. Write a short exchange of dirty talk between them. 
31. What do they love to do after sex?
32. Do they enjoy morning or night sex?

Incorrect Chanbaek

[after practice]

Chanyeol: *whispering* Baekhyun kissed me.

Suho: *gasps* Okay… so was he holding you? Or were his hands, like, on your back?

Chanyeol: No, actually first they were… They started on my waist. And then they slid up and then they were on my hair.

Suho: Oh, God!

[in the gym]

Baekhyun: I kissed Chanyeol.

Sehun: Tongue?

Baekhyun: *smirks* Yeah.

Sehun: *smirks* Nice.

Everytime Bangalore calls Loba “Lo” with that soft tone reserved only for her I just -

meepmorps-art-trashcan:

meepmorps-art-trashcan:

The irregulars really said we’re going to give you cannon Johnlock but we’re going to make it so fucking toxic <3

Imagine your size difference OTP: smol person A always finding a way to pull tol person B down for a kiss, e.g. pulling them by their tie, collar, necklace, etc.

Draw your characters like this

Draw your OTP like this (x)

_{touch
looks
kisses
faceless
laughs
“I love you”
cute fighting
fav quotes}

theartofblossoming:

f-yeah-askmemes:

slightly angstier ship meme

send me a ship and i’ll tell you:

• who is more likely to get injured doing small tasks
• who worries more about the other
• who is more afraid about the other leaving them
• who is more likely to leave (for any reason)
• who is more likely to drunkenly confess
• who is more likely to push the other away (for any reason)
• who picks fights more often
• who usually apologizes first
• who is more likely to withhold their feelings for the other
• who is more likely to lash out at the other
• who gets more jealous
• who is more likely to support the other in a relationship with someone else “as long as they’re happy”:

This looks fun! Ask for:

• Vin & Mac
• Skyler, Sturges and Piper
• OR
• Overboss Lore and (“we’re not together like that”) Porter Gage

Bumpity! Ask away.

f-yeah-askmemes:

slightly angstier ship meme

send me a ship and i’ll tell you:

• who is more likely to get injured doing small tasks
• who worries more about the other
• who is more afraid about the other leaving them
• who is more likely to leave (for any reason)
• who is more likely to drunkenly confess
• who is more likely to push the other away (for any reason)
• who picks fights more often
• who usually apologizes first
• who is more likely to withhold their feelings for the other
• who is more likely to lash out at the other
• who gets more jealous
• who is more likely to support the other in a relationship with someone else “as long as they’re happy”:

This looks fun! Ask for:

• Vin & Mac
• Skyler, Sturges and Piper
• OR
• Overboss Lore and (“we’re not together like that”) Porter Gage