#incorrect venom quotes

Venom: Eddie! EDDIE! I just saw some pure bread dogs.

Eddie: You mean purebred, right?

Venom: NO. Let me show you-

Because they desperately need to have a holiday

Anne: What’s something Venom keeps on complaining about?

Eddie: I don’t know what it’s about but he keeps on grumbling how “Eddie never passes the vibe check.”

Anne: Well, he’s absolutely right.

Venom loves the special treatment❤️

Poor Eddie’s no match for the sassy baby❤️

Delighted darling ❤️

Venom: Eddie always shoots down my ideas and I’m sick of it. Two sentences in and he’s already shouting “what the fuck, that’s illegal” or “we can’t do that”. Let me talk, dear god.

Anne: Aw, he’s so cute.

Eddie: Thanks, he’s a rescue.

Venom: Stop calling me that!

Let There Be Kermit