#marvel mcu avengers memes
Enough socialising for the day
Person A: Tell me something weird that you do on a daily basis.
Person B: That’d be screaming “What the hell is wrong with you people?” at several different species out of frustration.
Venom: Eddie! EDDIE! I just saw some pure bread dogs.
Eddie: You mean purebred, right?
Venom: NO. Let me show you-
Person A, furiously: What do you think I am? A moronic bitch?
Person B, sipping on their tea: Now, if I say something, I’m going to look like the bad person.
Person A: Do you think that there’s a human equivalent of looking for glasses while they’re on your head?
Person B:
Person A: It’s me, isn’t it?
Person B, to their child: Eat your breakfast, darling. It’s the most important meal of the day.
Person A, who’s decided to choose violence as they’re bored: We all know that’s a complete lie. It’s dessert.
Person B: Did it hurt?
Person A: Did what hurt?
Person B, grinning smugly: When I asked you to Google and you realised that I was right?
Person A: Why don’t you ever listen to me?
Person B: How did I do everything you asked me not to do this morning if I wasn’t paying attention to everything you said?
Person B: *Is extremely mad at Person A*
Person A: Look what I got from the bakery for you.
Person B:
Person B: Well, well, well! Look who’s trying to win me over by giving me food.
Person B: And succeeding, unfortunately.
Because they desperately need to have a holiday
Person B: Fill my holes and drill me so hard that I can’t feel a thing afterwards.
Person A, a dentist:O-okay…
Anne: What’s something Venom keeps on complaining about?
Eddie: I don’t know what it’s about but he keeps on grumbling how “Eddie never passes the vibe check.”
Anne: Well, he’s absolutely right.
TVA Loki: I’ve got a fun funeral game idea you can try when people assume that I’m dead yet again.
TVA Loki: Take the bouquet off my grave and simply throw it into the crowd to see who’s next.
President Loki: That’ll probably be another Loki.
Venom loves the special treatment❤️
Always at your service, my love!
Person A: It says, “Do die safely.”
Person B: Are you insane? It obviously says, “Don’t die safely.”
Person A:
Person B:
Person A and B, in unison: Wait a moment! It’s “Don’t drive safely.”
Poor thing!
Person A: *Is a masked thief*
Person B: Can I see you face, please?
Person A: *Sighs, pockets the small knife and takes off their mask* This is a bit unprofessional of me to-
Person B, screaming at the top of their lungs: Exactly what I was apprehending! YOU’RE FUCKING HOT!
Person A: Tell me one of your most controversial thoughts.
Person B: Alright, here we go.
Person B: Porn is just a bunch of videos of people at work.
Whatever aids in winning
