#warren kepler
once I figure out the wolf designs it’s over for you hoes
tiny little hc compilation, now in colour!
quick hc set! (left to right top row: eiffel, minkowski, hilbert, hera. left to right bottom row: lovelace, kepler, jacobi, maxwell.)
from that one text post
Kepler: I’m straight!
Jacobi: you weren’t yesterday.
Maxwell: aww, legend-dairy!
Kepler:beverage?
Jacobi: coke milk.
the Gang (si 5 & the crew of the Hephaestus) try to plan a surprise party for Minkowski but they add her into the group chat and they only realize when she leaves
Kepler: And this is my ex-boyfriend, Daniel.
Jacobi: Will you stop calling me that?
Maxwell:What-
Jacobi: I’m his husband. Unfortunately.
Maxwell: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Kepler:Why?
Maxwell: To get to the idiot’s house.
Kepler:What-
Maxwell: Knock knock.
Kepler: Who’s there?
Maxwell: The chicken.
Kepler:
Kepler: Listen here you punk ass bitch.
Jacobi:Don’t put words in my mouth.
Kepler: I’m not putting anything in your mouth.
enjoy my reaction to kepler saying “say again?” at the episode of Mayday
Kepler: Don’t play dumb.
Jacobi: I’m not playing. My dumbness is real.
Just realized I never posted my SI-5 headcanons so!! them
Warren: This may shock you, but not everyone here likes you.
Mr. Cutter: Sounds ridiculous, but go on.
Warren: Send dudes.
Daniel: You mean nudes?
Warren: No, I’m in a fight. I need more men.
Doug: Question. When they shot Bambi’s mother, did you find that sad… at all?
Warren: I’m sure she’s mounted on a nice wall somewhere.
Alana, after winning a fight: Hey, it’s like we just cleared a level on easy.
Warren: Real combat is NOT a video game.
Daniel, in the background: Hey, coins!
Mr. Cutter: There are seven chairs in the meeting and ten employees. What do you do?
Warren: Have everyone stand.
Victor: Bring three more chairs.
Rachel: The most important ones can sit down.
Dr. Pryce: Kill three.
Warren: Maxwell stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards.
Alana: I got a full house and four people died.
Daniel, trying to level a framed photo on the wall: Maxwell, am I straight?
Alana, without looking up: No.
Daniel: The picture. Is the picture straight?
Alana, looking at the photo of Jacobi and Kepler: No?
