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vagabond-404:

awwww they’re sharing worms now!!!

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cashwiller:

It is said that Gabriel guards the telecommunications industry, and the demon can move in the wire. So…


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wahoo-shem:

Gabriel: oh Beelzebub, you’re smiling!

[pause]

Gabriel: sorry, could you stop it? I just find it deeply unsettling

You know what I love? Gabriel and Beelzebub have like two minutes of a scene together and the fandom took that and said, well, they are definitelyfucking, and just ran with it.

Video version:

2 days and it’s finally done

Hey guys!! Sooo I’ve just started uni, but i got to so this in my free time! I’ll be a 3 or 4 part comic, because the song really fits them :D

Did i spent like 1 day on this? Yes.

Was it worth it? Also yes

Is my sense of humor terrible? Definitely yes.

Little break from the asks!! The conversation is actually from WrongOmens so go check that twitter out, it’s great!

Guys guess what’s dropping in my shop?? SHIPS in a bottle! Set your alarms for the 20th at 12 pm est for the preorder!

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Let Me Rise / Let Me Fall

Let Me Rise (Beelzebub)

Beneath a steel sky, flashing
(threats gleam like metal screaming)
before the storm. Hidden in a box
of glass, sterile hotel duvet

holding place for your hands and
lips and breath. Safe from both sides.

All of your sins are sins of tenderness–
unseemly in an angel of God.

And all of my sins are sins of weakness.
Unseemly in whatever I have become.

The thunder announces you; you fall
like the water, to the nearly-white
(cloudlight) carpet, as I Fell once.

As I Fell into Hell. As I fell into you.

Love lights the darkest paths–
a flickering match promising
warmth against the iceslick
street. A fool’s gambit, and yet–

Falling for you is as easy as summer rain.
(Did the humans name me a God of rain?
They did. They did. Once.)

Oh, my love, make my flesh an altar
for your soft worship. Drink my tears
for your Communion, and sing your prayers
in the dark cathedral of our joined mouths.

Kiss my skin as the rain and leave me
pure. Give me wings and let me rise

for a night, this last night, before the
death of all the world. Let me rise.

~*~

Let Me Fall (Gabriel)

First drops fall warm as our tears–
summer shower, clouds quilted to hide
us. Not from God. No, She knows our
raw souls. But from other eyes, from those

who have never known need–who
have never known a lover’s touch.

All of your sins are sins of tenderness–
unseemly in a demon Prince.

And all of my sins are sins of weakness.
Unseemly in the Strength of God.

Safe before you, on my knees, and you rise
from the bed–like salvation, like
spring dandelions–as I rose, once.

As I rose to Heaven, still smelling of Eden.

This love festers and blooms like a corpse–
drawing flies and muddying all sense.
I drew you to me in my rot. I know
that you are consuming me, and yet–

Surrender is as beautiful as lightning.
(Did the humans name me a God of thunder?
They did. They did, once.)

Oh, my love, make my flesh a dinner table
and feast upon me. Drink my fears and
become drunk on them. Sing me sweet sins
in the delirious crypt of our joined mouths.

Peel back my skin (and lies) and leave me
weak. Steal my wings and let me fall

into you, this last night, before we
meet on the battlefield. Let me fall.

– S. E. De Haven (GypsyWeaver)

Both poems to be featured in the forthcoming Red Tape Zine.

The Seraph Beelzebub against the Archangel Gabriel, and the rebellion in Heaven

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punkeduppirate:

Late for class?

Good Omens Uni AU

my heart did a stop like this is AMAZING

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thechekhov:

Prince of Hell lives up to zer name. 

This comic came about after I began to think of how often Crowley and Aziraphale used miracles to speed things along in fanfictions. Surely if their miracles are getting audited it’s all on the record? 

Well, at least Beez is putting it to good use… 


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Here is my (obvioulsy late) gift from the Ineffable Bureaucracy Secret Satan event, for the lovely @temptation–accomplished ! Among her promts was Halloween Traditions, and I thought Gabriel would enjoy carving a pumpkin for Beez…that they would probably smash in a matter of seconds (also an excuse to draw them in silly Halloween costumes)

Hope you’ll like it, happy Halloween!

Sharing an umbrella seems to have become quite popular between angels&demons…even though Gabe seems to struggle a bit with the actual concept of “sharing”

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