#inigo montoya
10 May 2022
For the overlap of people who like The Princess Bride and Our Flag Means Death, here’s the gender-envy revenge pirate duo.
Avengers Endgame was incredible, but I’ve had this nagging, pervasive heaviness/sadness/emptiness within ever since leaving the theater
‘its not realistic for two characters to talk in the middle of a sword fight’ cool I wrote it anyways because it fucks severely
Hey, have you ever fenced before? No? Then shut the fuck up, you wouldn’t know! Ask a fencer!
I’m gonna write six more mid-spar arguments to personallly piss you and only you off
I’m imagining this conversation happening while they fight with swords
This fight would not be nearly as memorable (or sexy) if these two weren’t allowed to take a moment to compliment each other’s ability while performing complicated sword clashes.
Anti-revenge narrative this, anti-revenge narrative that, I personally think that Inigo Montoya had the right idea when he stabbed Count Rugen in the gut and said “I want my father back, you son of a bitch”
A lot of revenge arcs end with the hero saying “there’s nothing you can do to bring my loved one back, so me seeking revenge is pointless.” The Princess Bride’s revenge arc ends with Inigo Montoya saying “there’s nothing you can do to bring my loved one back, so there’s nothing that can save you.”
Anti-revenge narrative this, anti-revenge narrative that, I personally think that Inigo Montoya had the right idea when he stabbed Count Rugen in the gut and said “I want my father back, you son of a bitch”
A lot of revenge arcs end with the hero saying “there’s nothing you can do to bring my loved one back, so me seeking revenge is pointless.” The Princess Bride’s revenge arc ends with Inigo Montoya saying “there’s nothing you can do to bring my loved one back, so there’s nothing that can save you.”
“The next time we meet, I will not fail.”
Sketch of Inigo Montoya from the Princess Bride, made with Procreate
I do not think “Build Back Better” means what you think it means.
Anti-revenge narrative this, anti-revenge narrative that, I personally think that Inigo Montoya had the right idea when he stabbed Count Rugen in the gut and said “I want my father back, you son of a bitch”
Anti-revenge narrative this, anti-revenge narrative that, I personally think that Inigo Montoya had the right idea when he stabbed Count Rugen in the gut and said “I want my father back, you son of a bitch”
A lot of revenge arcs end with the hero saying “there’s nothing you can do to bring my loved one back, so me seeking revenge is pointless.” The Princess Bride’s revenge arc ends with Inigo Montoya saying “there’s nothing you can do to bring my loved one back, so there’s nothing that can save you.”