#jack mass effect
Shepard: Look, we all have a role in this team. I come up with dumb ideas. Miranda tells me why they won’t work. Grunt and Jack convince me to do them anyway.
Shepard: What are you doing?
Jack, digging through a bag of Skittles on Miranda’s desk: The cheerleader likes the red ones, so I’m separating them out.
Shepard: Aww, it’s nice to see you two finally getting along!
Jack: What? No, I’m gonna eat them in front of her.
Shepard, walking into the room: What’s wrong with you guys? You all usually can’t keep your mouths closed.
Tali: *passes Shepard a note that reads “five way jinx”*
Shepard: Five way jinx? Really?
Garrus: *passes Shepard a note that reads “yes, really!”*
Shepard: Alright, fine. Zaeed, Tali, Joker, Garrus, Jack.
Everyone, shouting at once:Unjinxed!
Jack: *gasps for air*
Zaeed: You don’t have to hold your breath when you’re jinxed, Jack.
Jack: I play prison rules.
Joker: They play jinx in prison?
Shepard: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Joker: Several traffic violations.
Jack: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Garrus: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Jack: Oh yeah, also, that’s not our ship
Mass Effect - Jack
Quite old and had hard time getting it on here.
ME doodles with Jocelyn. :)
Aaand the Normandy’s mascot pet title goes to Space Hamster. (She almost let them bring Urz to the ship though. :))
I won’t list them, I don’t want to write that much. :D
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Some Mass Effect Valentines for your sprog. Feel free to use.
And more, for the cultured among us.
Some Mass Effect Valentines for your sprog. Feel free to use.
