#tali zorah
Tali, at Home
Tali: What kind of savages throw rocks at each other to have fun times?
Grunt, elsewhere, wielding a rock:Ha!
Jack: Get ready for a rock in the eye, bro!
[After riding a rollercoaster]
Shepard: It wasn’t that bad, right?
Liara:Yeah.
Liara, Two Moments Later: Tali, it was so bad. It was so bad, Tali.
Tali: Legion recently figured out he could sneakily put post-its on people’s backs without them noticing.
Tali: But apparently he doesn’t know they’re supposed to say things like “kick me”, so instead they have trivia about various intergalactic animals on them.
Tali: Hey, I’m going to the store. Anyone want anything?
Thane, sighing: I want my wife back.
Tali: …I have like 12 credits.
Shepard: does anyone know how to curse a REAL sword?
Tali: urrghhh… a real sword?
Shepard:yeah.
Tali: a real, like… with an edge, and metal, and what-all.
Shepard: yeah. just your typical, real sword!
Tali: just like a real… curse like, a nerf sword? did you wanna curse a nerf sword?
Shepard: no, just like a real fightin’ sword.
Tali: a real sword, urghh…
Shepard: do you know how to curse a nerf sword?
Tali: urgh, gosh, a real sword? ughh.. had to be real, didn’t it?
Shepard:yeah.
Garrus: couldn’t you just take your nerf sword curse and just use it on the sword?
Tali: which sword?
Garrus: the real sword.
Tali: a real sword? URRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH… ugh, ah gosh, aw crap…
Shepard, walking into the room: What’s wrong with you guys? You all usually can’t keep your mouths closed.
Tali: *passes Shepard a note that reads “five way jinx”*
Shepard: Five way jinx? Really?
Garrus: *passes Shepard a note that reads “yes, really!”*
Shepard: Alright, fine. Zaeed, Tali, Joker, Garrus, Jack.
Everyone, shouting at once:Unjinxed!
Jack: *gasps for air*
Zaeed: You don’t have to hold your breath when you’re jinxed, Jack.
Jack: I play prison rules.
Joker: They play jinx in prison?
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My concept of Tali without her mask and floweeers.<3
I love the popular concepts too, but I always imagined her as the space-ancient greek-princess type, idk why. :D
Pew, pew.
Do I remember correctly about Tali imitating weapon sounds and making funny noises on the battlefield? I remember that I found it sooo adorable, while I was doing Legion’s loyality mission. :)
Maybe my brain is playing with me, but it’s still a cute headcanon, nevertheless. *shrug*
Commander (Jocelyn) Shepard, Tali'Zorah vas Normandy, Legion and Garrus Vakarian from Mass Effect.
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There are two types of people at a shopping spree. Those who buy things and those who carry bought things. No more, no less.
//IIII lovee drawing them in the Wards. :)
ME2 is just I Will Collect Every Single Traumatized Person Desperately Searching For Meaning And Direction In This Entire Damn Galaxy And I Will Also Go Pick Up Tali Because I Miss Her
Some personal takes on Tali'Zorah … way too much of her fanart doesn’t account the fact that she is, in reality, a massive gremlin.