#jenkins
jacob: did you put 9lb of bird seed on my car?
ezekiel: you weighed it?
Jake: *walking down the stairs* Is something burning?
Ezekiel: *leaning seductively against the counter* Just my love for you
Jake: Ezekiel, the toaster is on fire
*at Disney world, on the teacup ride*
Eve, Jake and Jenkins: *spinning calmly while talking*
Flynn, Cassandra and Ezekiel: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*
I’ll Help You With It: Liara T’Soni, Kaidan Alenko, Dr. Chakwas
Yeah, Sure: Tali’Zorah, David Anderson, Urdnot Wrex (but you have to pay him)
Bold of You to Assume I Did the Homework: Garrus Vakarian, Joker Moreau
LOL Nope: Ashley Williams, Greg Adams
Wait We Had Homework: Charles Pressley, Jenkins
Read at 5:55 P.M.: Udina, Citadel Council
Season 1 Jenkins: I find you all utterly boring
Season 2 Jenkins: Cassandra, Ezekiel, and Eve are alright
Season 3 Jenkins: I will literally die for you all
Season 4 Jenkins: *Literally dies for them all*
Eve’s parenting style: NO! We can’t go anywhere until you’re prepared for everything!
Jenkins: Here’s a book, find something that interests you and go out there and learn. Try not to die.
Flynn: Oh uh here’s all the answers to your homework problem, and oh yes, I’m dying/disappearing again. BYE!
There’s a board game of the Librarians tv show on Kickstarter and they’re over halfway to their goal in the first day! I wanted to share with yall cause I absolutely loved the movies and tv show and wanted to continue to enjoy them :D
Eve: Good morning!
Cassie: Good morning everyone!
Jenkins: …Good morning
Jake: Good morning friends!
Flynn: You guys all sound like robots. “Good morning, good morning.” Spice it up a little!
Ezekiel: HEY MOTHERFUCKERS
Jenkins: Making my way downtown
Jenkins: Walking fast
Flynn: Oh, hi, Je-
Jenkins: walking faster
Jenkins: Listen Miss Cillian—
Cassandra: Please, call me Cassandra.
Jenkins: I’d really rather not. If I named you, I could get attached.