Ryan: stop volunteering to take your shirt off. No one’s asking you to take your shirt off.

Joe: can’t hear you, shirt’s over the ears.

Pete: are any of you straight?

Brent: *raises hand*

Joe: *raises hand*

Spencer: *raises hand*

Ryan: *slowly puts his hand up*

Brendon: *grabs Ryan’s hand, interlocks their fingers and brings it back down*

The Lake Effect Kid EP was Fall Out Boy writing fanfic for Chicago