#julian devorak
julian: ayo who tryna split a banana vertically
julian: i think im gonna start collecting every picture of asra where i see it and kinda go, “huh.”
portia:???????????
Don’t try and tell me this didn’t happen once.
Sprites and BG belongs to Nix Hydra.
He’s the Captain’s pet and you’re a bartender of the ship stuck in the main quarters serving drinks. One night, he got awfully drunk and vomitted his stomach out, and since the captain isn’t that fond of taking care of his pets - you were stuck caring for the guy until he was sober.
Now he won’t stop bothering you.
“flirting with trouble” story link:
Flirting With Trouble - Google Drive
*I recommend reading it with this song:
Sprites and BG belongs to Nix Hydra.
I have butchered this man and I am crying I’m sorry to those who stan him. I offer my soul for the ya’ll to step on. But I’d like it lol sorry.
Devorak Siblings Being Siblings.
I had to edit it, but it was funnier in context.
Sprites and BG belongs to Nix Hydra.
Last night, me and my brother fought because I got no big chonkers like his and I’m sad to say I was the Julian between us.
Julian is flat but come on, we all know that he’s a great ass-et to the game.
Sprite and BG belongs to Nix Hydra.
Imagine: lucio being promised a body if he can seat in those three hours of magic ritual but he’s lucio and stood up on the middle of it and became the goat that he is
lol
Julian: [getting dressed]
Faust: [looking from the shadows]
Julian: Asra, your noodle hates me.
Asra: You’re over reacting.
Julian: Faust nearly killed me yesterday.
Asra: I didn’t say that. She doesn’t hate you, but she doesn’t like you either.
Faust: S Q U E E Z E
Julian: NOT AGAIN
Julian: [Touching his throat]
Valdemar: Feeling sick, 069?
Julian: No, just got something stuck on my throat last night and it still hurts.
Valdemar: Perhaps it left a rupture. Get that checked. Such a stupid way to die.
Julian: I mean, it’s just skin and I’ve done it many times before. Guess I just went I little to far, but he liked so…
Valdemar: … Guess 069 fits you like a glove… You nasty.
Julian: Mazelinka, darling, who’s the happiest man alive?
Mazelinka: Not you, depressed motherfucker.
Julian: [depressed squeak sound] U right.
Julian: Does this pants make my ass look big?
Apprentice:Yes.
Julian:What?
Apprentice: I said yes
Julian: U
Help I’ve been laughing like an idiot since yesterday
Julian: Asra, tell your noodle to back the fuck off.
Faust: S Q U A R E U P
Julian:Pardon?
Faust: B I T C H
Faust: *jumps to Julian* S Q U E E Z E
Julian: FUCK OFF ME NOODLE
Here’s this old-ish thing I made. Sit down at the table with the gang
Tap for better quality
some doodles of some arcana bois while i wait for muriel’s route to be updated