#conspiracy theory
I just watched the new Jenny Nicholson video on The Land Before Time movies, and I just realized something. There is a movie where some alien dinosaurs show up to tell the main characters about space. This is kind of a really big deal, because this implies that an intelligent species with interstellar travel has landed on prehistoric Earth and found living beings that they can communicate with. This suggests that The Land Before Time movies are not just stories told through the lens of normal dinosaurs, but Littlefoot and friends are actually intelligent creatures, the first on Earth before humans ever existed. Did the meteor eventually kill them all and erase them from history? Or is The Land Before Time a prequel to Dinotopia?
Also, the fact that the aliens are such similar looking dinosaurs to the ones found on Earth suggests that the particular way life developed here is the common way it develops everywhere. What are the odds of two intelligent species from completely different worlds looking land functioning the same, after all? The aliens were quick to try to uplift them, too, so assuming their presence is benevolent, they must have been convinced that the Earth dinosaurs were just as intelligent and capable as them to start exploring space.
But, before they could, an extinction level event destroyed them all, leading to the rise of mammals instead. Perhaps, on a cosmic scale, intelligent dinosaurs are the norm, and WE are the anomaly. Do you think that’s why we see so many UFOs but none of them have tried to contact and uplift us yet? Do you think those space dinosaurs are fascinated by this unpredictable turn of events, and are more interested in seeing how a rare mammalian culture would progress to space age without alien interference?
OR ALTERNATIVELY
Prehistoric Earth dinos DID get successfully uplifted, and they were able to leave the planet before the meteor struck, intending to come back after a few million years to repopulate their original homeworld once it has healed, only to find a bunch of weird ass mammals running around thinking that they own the place, and the dinosaurs aren’t not even mad, ‘cause that’s amazing.
Either way, this means that in The Land Before Time extended universe, inside of every blurry picture of a flying saucer there is a velociraptor looking down at us, scratching its chin in deep contemplative thought.
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Everybody is talking about it. It’s shaping up to be one of the worst flu seasons in years. And, with all the commotion It never fails, we hear it every year-“Nah man, I don’t mess with the flu shot! The last time I got it, it gave me the flu!” Or, the always classic “Why would I get that shot again? Last year I got it, and still got the flu!”. With that being said, we decided to sit down and put together a short article on why getting the flu shot won’t give you the flu, but also why it can’t guarantee you won’t get it either.
THE BASICS:Without getting too “sciency” on you, lets talk about the flu shot itself. When you get a flu shot, what you’re actually getting is what’s known as a “dead virus”, which means the virus in the shot is, well, dead. “There is simply no way that the flu vaccine can give you the flu,”saysChristine Hay, MD, assistant professor at the University of Rochester Medical Center. “It’s impossible” (we’ll explain why it’s impossible later).
“WHERE MY DOGS AT?”: At this point, you’re probably wondering to yourself, if what’s in the flu-shot is “dead” then what’s the point of getting it, right? Fair question, and here’s a simple way to think of it. Your body has its own defense against “intruders” (i.e. your immune system), you can think of these as guard dogs, running throughout your body, attacking suspicious looking characters who might otherwise do you harm. These guard dogs have been trained to sniff out your run-of-the-mill “home intruders”, so most of the time when an intruder (playing the role of a virus in our scenario) tries to make its way into your body, your dogsare on the prowl and ready to handle your dirty work!
There’s only one problem in this hypothetical scenario. Every year the home intruders get a little more clever, and they switch things up. Maybe they ditch the ski mask, its too obvious. Instead, this year they decided to roll with the hoodie instead, it’s a little less suspicious. Now imagine the intruder makes his way inside your house, and it isn’t until he starts wrecking shop that your guard dogs realize “Aww snap! We have a problem here!” at which point they jump into action and try their best to control the situation. But, they’re a little late to react to the intruder (they didn’t know what to make of their new disguise at first), and he was able to break a few things and got away with some property.
Granted, the dogs eventually sprung into action, but the damage had already been done. They only upside to this scenario is that if the home intruders come around again, dressed similarly to the recent intruders (i.e. wearing hoodies), your dogs will be ready to spring into action.
FLU-SHOT IN TRAINING: What the flu shot does is basically offer up “training” for your guard dogs. The three most common “looks” for home intruders in your neighborhood are identified, rag-doll versions of them are made, and dressed to look exactly like them. The dogs are then introduced to the rag-doll intruders, and trained to attack them on sight! Even if it takes them a little while to be trained (just like it takes the flu shot a few weeks to “kick in”), it’s okay because the rag-dolls pose no threat, they’re not real, just as the dead virus in the flu-shot is not a threat.
The idea is this: Now that the guard dogs know what they’re looking for, if and when the actual intruders show up, there will be little to no delay in attacking, and shutting them down! With no time to wreck shop, the bad guys stand little chance to do any harm to the home or the people inside!
SO, WHY DID I STILL GET THE FLU LAST YEAR?: Now that you (hopefully) have a little better understanding of why we get flu shots, and how they work, lets talk about why some people still get the flu, despite having received their shot. One explanation is simply that (again, continuing with our guard dog and home intruder analogy from above) the home intruder was not dressed like one of the three included in the vaccine. Makers of the the flu-shots do their best to identify the top three strains they think will most likely be infecting people in your area. However, there is no way they can possibly account for allof the flu strains (just like it would be impossible to guess what everypotentialhome intruder would look like). But, life is all about percentages and odds, so the idea is to stack the odds in your favor: If you’re at risk for catching the flu (which we all are), here are the most likely critters to get you, and here is a vaccine against those strains. It’s that simple.
A more obvious explanation can be that you were exposed to the flu virus before you received your shot, or in the two weeks it takes for the shot to start protecting your body. Lastly, some people just love a good conspiracy theory, and at the first sign of a sniffle or a cough, will mistake their symptoms for the flu instead of what it actually is, a simple cold.
Injury-Duty Insight:There you have it. Now you know how the flu shot works, and even why it sometimes doesn’t. Keep in mind that flu seasonin the United States tends to start around November and continues to peak all the way through April, so there’s plenty of reason to still go out and get yours, should you want it. Also keep in mind that children (over 6 months) and elderly (over 65 years old) should be first in line to get their shots, because the babies, well their guard dogs are just puppies (they need all the training they can get!) and the older folks, well their guard dogs don’t react as quickly as they used to, so they need all the head-start they can get!
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Sources:
1. Christine Hay, MD, assistant professor, University of Rochester Medical Center, Rochester, N.Y.
The rules for monopoly are written vague on purpose to cause disputes between friends.
Like this person thinks the creators of Monopoly have a primary goal of destroying friendships
The rules for monopoly are written vague on purpose to cause disputes between friends.
Et'Ada conspiracy theory.
They hate the undead. They hate them because they don’t feed their energy into Nirn and back into the divines. We know souls are energy, because that energy can be used in soul gems, or directly, even daedric princes crave that energy to enhance their power and collect souls. We know aedra became mortal and started feeding their own energy into the existence of the world. Because it’s a flawed creation. It needs the constant death and soul energy of living things, unlike daedra whose energy and existence is self contained. So any person that becomes immortal will retain their energy instead of properly dying and feeding the ever hungry maw of Lorkhan and the other aedra. Nirn is just a feeding ground.
Explains why Meridia hates the undead. She wasn’t always a daedra. She also needs to feed on the energy of mortals. She just deluded everyone into thinking that she’s a source of it.
So weirdoes like to point at the numerous reptile gods in world history and go, “hey, reptilian aliens maybe?” but reptiles are huge category. We’re looking at crocodile gods, underwater snake people, lizardmen, feathered serpents, and other shit and just lumping them together in a way that we absolutely don’t lump together more closely related animals like, say, cats, dogs, bears, and hyenas
I also wonder why theorists don’t go in on avian aliens more. Bird imagery and feathered wings so up basically every religion, and they live in the sky. And every paranormal event gets explained away as owls. Hopkinsville goblins? Owls. Mothman? Owl. Flatwood monster? Owl. Spirit possession? Owls crawl into people’s mouths and control them. Demons? Horned owls. Alien abductions? Owls raping people in their spaceships. God? A very big owl
The conspiracy theorist were right all along
Joe Elliott lives in Stepaside, County Dublin, Ireland.
Stepaside.
As in, “Step inside, walk this way, you and me babe, hey hey!”
Coincidence? Absolutely. Am I still going to present it to people like it’s some kind of Da Vinci Code level conspiracy? You better believe it.
i think christian bale is made out of play-doh
Sometimes human beings see things out of the corner of their eyes and have to pretend it was their imagination.
wait…
SO THIS IS WHAT YOU MEAN BY “SECRET LOVE CHILD OR SOMETHING”??
hear me oUT, aoyama’s eyes, iida’s hair, glasses, these sparkles, he’s smart and likes to study, but he also likes beautiful things-
So I’m watching one of the famous Q episodes in Star Trek: The Next Generation, and I just came up with my own conspiracy theory. What if QAnon is a Trekkie that decided to troll the nation for laughs, and it just got out of hand and took on a life of its own?
This restores the conspiracy to its proper place of absurdity. Tbh this would also be very much on brand for a Q fan.
Hi I just spent a really long time working on a post about Romans behaviour in SVS2 and it didn’t save so now I’m either going to rewrite the whole thing (it was a two parter) or jump off a building. Stay tuned.
When I was younger, I read a ChalkZone comic story in Nickelodeon Magazine.
One of the characters in it was a creepy old conspiracy theorist, who wore a sandwich board reading “BEWARE OF ALIENS”.
“Aliens are all around us. They appear everywhere, when you least expect them!”
I thought it was an actual job and briefly entertained the idea of choosing “Beware of Aliens” Sandwich Board Person as my “when-I-grow-up” standby.