#k this one is like really long so
TWEEK: Oh– oh okay, Stan–
TWEEK:You’re Stan, right?
STAN:yea
TWEEK: There’s so many of you man…
STAN:There’s like seven of us.
CRAIG:Would’ve been eight if Jimmy were still fucking alive.
TWEEK:Man–okay–
TWEEK:You said you have a farm?
STAN: Um yeah you were asking us like places we know I just said it like a minute ago.
TWEEK:Would Gregory know where that farm is?
STAN:Um…
TWEEK:Or Pip?
TWEEK: Or even like. Thomas???
STAN:Uh.
TWEEK: Like– would they have known it even existed before they died.
STAN: I guess not.
STAN: I mean like, I never really invited Gregory… or anybody else over or anything if that’s what you’re asking.
TWEEK: Okay, okay that’s perfect. That’s good.
TWEEK: We need to take you guys there.
STAN:To my farm?
STAN:That sounds pretty sick actually maybe my dad will let me try some of this season’s weed.
KYLE:Dude. Is this really the time to think about getting high?
STAN: We’ve had a hard day, dude.
KYLE: You almost died,dude!
STAN:I know dude.
STAN: That’s why I said we’ve had a hard day dude.
TWEEK: Can you guysstop saying dude???
STAN:No.
STAN:Anyways like, I don’t know if my mom would be cool with everybody going there without any warning…
TWEEK: Aren’t there barns on farms?
TWEEK:Can’t you guys just chill out in one of those?
STAN:I mean Iguess…
KYLE: I really don’t think it’s a good idea to hide out right where your family lives, Stan.
KYLE: What if they find us?
STAN:Huh…
STAN:What if they find my epic dad and sister.
STAN: …My dad who’s super cool and not lame…
STAN: And my totally awesome sister who loves me so much…
STAN:…
STAN:Yeah actually there are many reasons why going to the farm sounds like a good idea all of the sudden.
KYLE:Jesus christ, dude you are so fucking evil.
TWEEK:Awesome!!!
TWEEK:This is great!
TWEEK:You guys can–
TWEEK:You can go to the barn, barricade yourself in for the night, get some sleep…
TWEEK:You’ll betotallysafe, they won’t know where you are at all.
KYLE: I don’t know how much I trust how ready you are to just lock us up in a barn.
TWEEK:It’s for yoursafety.
TWEEK:Okay.
TWEEK:I’m just gonna take you all there, make sure you get inside safe, and leave you the fuck alone.
TWEEK: Everybody hold hands.
STAN:huh
TWEEK: Everybody hold hands in a circle, we’re all almost standing in a circle anyways.
TWEEK:Just hold hands with the people next to you.
EVERYBODY:…
CARTMAN:I’mnot holding hands with Kenny.
CARTMAN: I don’t wanna catch the poor.
TWEEK: Man what the fuck.
TWEEK: Just hold hands it’s not that hard.
KYLE:Howexactly is holding hands going to… take us there?
CLYDE: Holding hands is kind of gay bro I mean–
TWEEK: Holy shit just hold hands, we don’t have all night!
STAN: Okay cool. This is cool.
STAN:I really wanted to hold hands with Cartman today.
CARTMAN: Eugh Kenny, sick.
CARTMAN:I’m already feelingpoorer.
KYLE:Man, can we just get this joke over with?
TWEEK:It’snota joke man.
KYLE:Okay.
KYLE:Can we get thisprankover with?
TWEEK:Hhhhhrhrhrhrrrrgh…
TWEEK:Just– you two– hold my hands.
CRAIG:I just want you to know how much I hate this.
TOKEN:Yourealise how sketchy this all sounds, right Tweek…?
TWEEK:Look man.
TWEEK:You guys are making it way sketchier by making this take so long.
TOKEN: Just… do what you’re gonna do. I guess…
TWEEK:Okay…
TWEEK:[inhaaaaaalllleeee]
TWEEK:[exhalllllle]
CRAIG:BUHhfgj
TOKEN:woah–
TOKEN:How…
TOKEN:Wuuuuhh…
TOKEN:Oh my god…
TOKEN:Please, never do that again…
CRAIG:huuuuuuuuu…oh god my head…
KENNY:Wow…
KENNY:That’s…
KENNY:A nifty trick you’ve got…
KENNY: Really would’ve helped us like… I dunno.
KENNY:A couple hours ago, or…
TWEEK:Look man,somuch shit was happening.
TWEEK:I’m just trying to help.
KENNY: Okay, then what do you reckon we do next, dude.
TWEEK:What I “reckon” is that you all get into this red shack and hide out for the night.
TWEEK: This is the barn, right?
TWEEK: I’ve never seen a barn before. There’s no barns in hell.
STAN:yea thats a barn
TWEEK: Okay great.
TWEEK:Everybody get in.
TWEEK:And don’t, for the life of you, come out for any reason until morning.
TWEEK: If you hear someone from outside, don’t trust them.
TWEEK:Even if they claim to be your friend.
TWEEK: Even if they sound like your friend.
TWEEK:Don’t fucking do it.
TWEEK:At that point though you’re probably alreadyscrewed cause someone’s trying to get in.
TWEEK: Just don’t even make it look like you exist in this barn, I swear.
STAN: Jesus dude okay.
STAN:We get it.
STAN:We’ll stay in the barn or whatever.
TWEEK:Thank you.
CRAIG: This is sostupid.
CRAIG:Why are we even listening to this guy…
CRAIG: [Grumble grumble…]
CLYDE:Hey Tweek…
TWEEK:Huh?
CLYDE:I’m kinda really out of it right now I think.
CLYDE: Like I dunno I think whatever that chick back there did to me like…
CLYDE:Sucked all the energy out of me or something.
TWEEK: Yeah that sounds about right…
CLYDE: But um…
CLYDE: I just wanted to say.
CLYDE:Like.
CLYDE:I still don’t care that you’re a demon…
CLYDE:Or an imp… or… whatever you said you were…
CLYDE:You have claws and hooves and horns and stuff… I dunno.
CLYDE:I still think you’re cool either way…
CLYDE: I mean… like…
CLYDE:Our friend justdied…
CLYDE: And I know I’m gonna be crying tonight if I don’t pass out before I do…
CLYDE: But I can tell you didn’t want that to happen to us.
CLYDE: And I’m sorry everybody else is being mean to you…
CLYDE:[yawn]
CLYDE:Hopefully we can see you later under better… um… I forget the word…
TWEEK:Circumstances?
CLYDE:Yeah… Under better circumstances.
TWEEK:…
TWEEK:I hope so too.
