#kenny mccormick
KENNY:Oh god…
KENNY:Ohhh shit– pick up the damn phone for chrissake–
TOKEN:Kenny…?
TOKEN: You alright?
KENNY:No I ain’t alright!
KENNY:Karen hung up on me!
TOKEN:Oh…
TOKEN: Does that mean you’re done with my phone, then?
KENNY:N-no, no I gotta try n’ call her again.
KENNY:Just.
KENNY:Just gimmie a sec, she’s gotta pick up…
TOKEN:Right… take your time, dude..
KENNY:There’s no time to take!
KENNY:She hung up right after she said some damnstrangerwas in the house!
TOKEN:Oh, jeez…
KENNY:God dammit, I think she turned her phone off…!
KENNY:Oh god oh god, what thehell am I gonna do thirty fucking miles out of town?!
TOKEN: It’ll be okay Kenny, I’m sure–
KENNY:No, it’s not gonna be okay!
KENNY: Who knows who or what is in that house with her, look at where we are right now!
CRAIG:Hey.
CRAIG:Do you guys wanna shut up,maybe?
CRAIG:You’re distracting me from my shit.
TOKEN:Oh, sorry Craig…
TOKEN:Kenny’s having some issues with Karen, I think.
CRAIG:Uhuh…
CRAIG:I don’t care.
CRAIG:[grumble grumble]
CRAIG:(Can’t even browse tumblr without someone getting hay shoved up their ass right in front of me…)
CRAIG:(Why are either of them even still awake.)
CRAIG:(Why do I have to be cooped up in a stupid barn with all these people right now…)
CRAIG:(Why is–)
CRAIG:
CRAIG:Whhhh…
CRAIG:W–
CRAIG:That’s m–
CRAIG:That’s my blog.
CRAIG:This is on my blog.
CRAIG:Th–
CRAIG:…
CRAIG:WHAT IS THIS SHIT DOING ON MY BLOG???
CRAIG:I–
KENNY:Craig???
KENNY:What’s the matter, I don’t think I’ve ever heard you yell so loud in your life!
STAN:Yeah, shut the hell up over there, some of us are trying to sleep.
CRAIG:…Y…you shut up…!
CRAIG:Fuck your sleep, I have a problem!
STAN:Yeah, I know, we kind of got teleported here by a freaking demon, dude.
STAN:We’veall got problems right now, you’re not special.
CRAIG:I’ll kick your ass!
STAN:Go ahead, it’s already facing right towards you.
STAN: I’ll even wiggle it a little to make it a moving target, if you wanna make a game out of it.
CRAIG:WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
TOKEN: Jesus, dude, what’s wrong?
CRAIG:Besides Stan Marsh being as stupid as ever?!
KENNY:We mean what the hell made you yell so loud, dude???
CRAIG:Oh, I’ll tell you!
CRAIG: This guy is posting shitty selfies of himself on my blog!
CRAIG:MY blog, and he has the audacity to post them with–
CRAIG:W-with…
CRAIG:Withhim sitting right next to him like it’s nothing!
CRAIG:There’s a circus in my house and I’ll bet you money it was that stupid Tweek demon guy who led us all away so they could party it up in my room!
CRAIG:We should have never let that stupid goat take us all the way out here.
CRAIG:Now they’re all fiddling with my shit and probably having a laugh about it, look at him in this picture!
CRAIG:Look at who’s in the fucking picture with him!!!
KENNY: OH GOD…
CRAIG:Oh god is right!
CRAIG:They’re messing with all my shit!!!
CRAIG: I’m freaking the hell out!
CRAIG:I’m so fucking close to kiCKING STAN’S STUPID ASS STOP SHAKING YOUR BUTT AROUND YOU FUCKING DELIRIATE.
STAN:maybe shut up first lol
KENNY:OH MY GOD, KAREN!
KENNY:SHE SAID SHE WAS HANGING OUT WITH YOUR SISTER IN YOUR HOUSE, CRAIG.
KENNY:SHE HUNG UP AND WON’T ANSWER MY CALLS!
TOKEN: They tried to chuck us all off the side of a bridge, who knows what they could be doing right now?!
CRAIG:TOUCHING MY SHIT IS WHAT THEY’RE DOING!!!
CRAIG:Touching my shit, putting pictures of themselves and Thomas’s corpse sitting in my bedroom!
TOKEN: Craig, I think this is a little more important than them touching your computer!
TOKEN:They could have hurt your guys’ sisters!
CRAIG:BUT LOOK AT WHAT HE POSTED ON MY BLOG!!!!!
KENNY:Craig, I know it’s probably goddamn traumatizing to see that shit right now!!!
KENNY:I know it’s hard for you to grasp this sorta thing during a meltdown.
KENNY:I’msorry you’re having a difficult time with all of this crap, but there’s people actually in danger in your house right now, man!
CRAIG: Don’t tell me I’m having a meltdown!
TOKEN: Oh my god,okay–
TOKEN:Kenny, let’s just pull ourselves away for a minute here.
CRAIG:Don’t turn your backs on me like that!!!
TOKEN:JustignoreCraig for a second.
TOKEN: There’s demons in Craig’s house, Karen and Craig’s sister are in Craig’s house– what do you think should be done?
TOKEN: What can we possibly do from here?
KENNY: I ain’t got a damn clue!
KENNY:Wegotta get someone over there to help them out!
TOKEN: Okay, well maybe that isn’t such a good idea?
TOKEN:We’ve seen what they can do, right?
TOKEN:Is it smart to drag someone else into this?
KENNY: Token, you don’t have a freakin’ sister, you don’t know what this is like.
TOKEN:Okay.You’re right.
TOKEN:But I don’t know if–
KENNY:Wait.
TOKEN: What is it, man?
KENNY: I know exactly who to call.
KENNY:Ain’t no way he’s tangled all up in this mess yet, neither.
KENNY:Won’t gonna get his ass whooped neither.
TOKEN:Okay, well who’s that?
KENNY:My boyfriend.
DOGPOO: snrrk nsnzznnzzzzzzzzzzz…,.
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DOGPOO:fhnfnhmmghfghg
DOGPOO:[yawn]
DOGPOO:An unknown caller disrupting my sleep, now…?
DOGPOO:Justwho on earth could be calling me at this devilish hour of the night…?
DOGPOO:Mmhhello–
KENNY:Hushpuppy stain in the rug, we got some demon huntin’ to do!
KENNY:Grab yer damn shooter n’ get ready to pump lead!!!
DOGPOO:KENNY???
KENNY:Damn right!
DOGPOO:DEMON HUNTING?
DOGPOO: Y’AIN’T PULLIN ME, ARE YOU NOW?
KENNY: Hell no, I ain’t whistlin’ no dixie over here, I’m a gallon o’ gas aways from town and the fuckin’ devil’s stampin’ his hooves in town!
KENNY: Get your red ryder and get ready to shoot some damn eyes out!
DOGPOO: You soundoh so serious, I hardly recognize the tone, honeypot!
DOGPOO: Your words shot me wide awake quicker than the smell of pie in the morning, I just can’t resist a shootin’ with you!
KENNY:I’m serious!
KENNY: I’m cooped up in a barn outta town, and there’s demons runnin’ amok with my damn sister out there!
KENNY: She’s up in a heap of danger and I ain’t got nobody in the world I’d trust more than youto keep her safe right now.
KENNY:Never been more serious in my life, ragamuffin.
DOGPOO:Oh.
DOGPOO:Karen’s caught in the throes of the devil, is she now?
DOGPOO:Seems we really ain’t playing rockahorse.
KENNY: I don’t joke around when it comes to who I love, don’t go reckonin’ I’d do it to you.
DOGPOO: I see.
DOGPOO:Well then, I’d be duller than the heel of my boot if I didn’t think I could do something about that, wouldn’t I?
DOGPOO: A demon or two doesn’t quite sound like nothin’ a shell can’t handle.
KENNY:Dogpoo, these are serious folks you’re gonna be ditzin’ around with.
KENNY:Damn near chucked me n’ my friends off a bridge a couple hours back.
DOGPOO:I still don’t see the issue here, darlin’.
DOGPOO:You might have death’s hand hovering your shoulder, but one look at me and they’ll be wishing they were busy chopping onionsinstead.
DOGPOO:I’ll get your sister out of the slick, just you wait.
KENNY:Alright. I trust you, mudskip.
KENNY: You’re the rankest varmint this side of Colorado, if anybody’s gonna get them runnin’, it’s you.
DOGPOO: A threat is nothing more than a man who’s pride is in his hands, not his skin.
KENNY:You really grabbin’ your shotty, yeah?
DOGPOO: Would you expect anythingless after you’ve excited me so?
DOGPOO:I’ve got an itchy finger just beggin’ for a trigger to pull now.
KENNY:Okay, good.
KENNY:But keep them earholeswide for me, water nugget.
KENNY:You gotta be real damn careful.
DOGPOO: I believe we’ve been over this already, Kenny.
DOGPOO:Am I to understand you’re doubting my abilities here?
KENNY:Not at all.
KENNY: These people ain’t just strangers, though.
KENNY:Well, most of them, anyhoo.
KENNY:Youwillknow one of them, for sure.
KENNY:I ain’t got a clue on how many of them are there, but they’re all stuck up in Tucker’s house.
KENNY:Stick your barrel in the nose of any horned bastard you so damn please, but for the love of all mighty…
KENNY:Don’t let that poor bastard Thomas stick around them.
DOGPOO: You’ll need to be more specific than that,sweetie pie.
DOGPOO:There’s a few Thomas’ in this town that come to mind off of the top of my head.
KENNY:Look, I ain’t gonna dilly dally here– you’ll know what I mean if you see ‘em.
DOGPOO: Alright, so your shopping list here’s one Karen, one Thomas, and a face o’ lead for a demon or two, huh?
KENNY:Craig’s sister’s there with Karen.
DOGPOO:Only logical, considering what residence I’m being pointed off to.
KENNY:I don’t care what’s done.
KENNY:Just get those kids outta there.
DOGPOO:Anything for you, sunshine.
DOGPOO:Ain’t a day where you can’t count on me.
KENNY: I know.
KENNY:I love you.
DOGPOO:Love you too.
DOGPOO: Well, I suppose there isn’t anything like a two AM witch hunt…
DOGPOO: Oh, poor Kenny… whatever have you gotten yourself into this time.
GREGORY:Oh my, seems Craig’s little online army doesn’t have a care at all that I’ve taken command of his weblog.
GREGORY: Estella, there are people who are actually curious about thetrueside of things, would you believe that?
ESTELLA:Are youreally fiddling around with that stupid thing over there?
ESTELLA:Of course you couldn’t hold back from sating your bloated ego, you needed electronic strangers to help inflate it even further, you limp, detached and wounded tail of a diseased lizard.
GREGORY:Goodness, there are questions regarding both you and I, you know.
GREGORY:I haven’t so much as talked about myself at all, mind you.
ESTELLA:Why are there people attempting to talk to me through that device.
ESTELLA:Are you truly so stupid as to inform everybody of our whereabouts?
GREGORY:Heavens,no.
GREGORY:Just having some fun, is all.
GREGORY:You should join me with this one, spare yourself a moment why don’t you.
ESTELLA:Ugh, if it will get you off my back, fine.
GREGORY: Now this one asks what our impression of each of those incessant dullards Craig calls friends is.
ESTELLA: All of them are as stale and boring as a long forgotten water biscuit fallen beneath a dumpster.
GREGORY:Right you are.
ESTELLA:Can I get back to what I was doing, now?
GREGORY:Not quite, I think I’d fancy tearing down the walls of each individual here.
GREGORY: It’s only fair that these curious strangers get their just earful.
ESTELLA:[sigh]
ESTELLA:If you insist.
GREGORY: I suppose we might as well start with the most likely focus of interest, the original owner of this log.
GREGORY:Craig.
GREGORY:You know originally, I didn’t have all too much of an issue with this brain dead husk of a man.
GREGORY: I told him.
GREGORY:If he doesn’tfuckwith me, I would have no qualms against him.
ESTELLA:And yet here you are, still plucking splinters from the backside of your head.
GREGORY:I could tell he was going to be a problem from the start, I just figured he’d be too slow and careless to be much of an actualthreat.
ESTELLA:I’d almost say it’s adorable how angry you are over such a nuisance of a boy; But you’refartoo revolting to ever be adorable, so I will just say it’s amusing.
GREGORY:…
GREGORY: I don’t like him.
GREGORY:I’ll leave it at that.
ESTELLA:I couldn’t care less for that gelatinous clump of blue ink.
GREGORY:I suppose next would be his subordinate friend– Clyde, is it?
GREGORY:The one you stupidly chose to take control of.
GREGORY: Over just about any othercandidate.
ESTELLA:Ido not need to be reminded.
ESTELLA:He was simply the most emotionally compromised at the time.
GREGORY: It’s become clear that’s just how he always is.
ESTELLA: You sure took your oh so pleasant time getting me out of that putrid cauldron of body odor and unpleasantly placed hair.
ESTELLA:He’s quite revolting when he’s all alone, do you know this?
GREGORY:Do you mean… more so than you find othermen to be, or…
ESTELLA:Yes, I do mean more so.
ESTELLA: You have no idea the things I had to sit through with that horrid, small manhooded caveman.
GREGORY:I’m sure.
GREGORY:I have no real feelings towards him either way, though he seems a little too keen on Tweek for my liking.
GREGORY:Or, I should say, Tweekseems a little too trusting of him.
GREGORY: So in turn, I am not too fond of him, either.
GREGORY:Now, the one I find the most tolerable of the bunch is certainly Token.
GREGORY:I remember him well from when I was still alive.
GREGORY:Truly, if there were anybody to rival Wendy and I’s intellectual abilities together, it would be him.
ESTELLA: Well, he did throw all of us under the bus by telling Damien exactlywhat we’ve been up to on the surface, so I do not think I canpossiblysee him in the same light as you.
GREGORY: Oh, well I suppose there is that.
ESTELLA: Other than that, I find him a rather boring, simple minded individual.
ESTELLA:He could die the most foul and upsetting death imaginable, and I would not think any different of him– same goes for the rest of those boys.
GREGORY: Mm, well, I still think I find him the most bearable of the bunch.
ESTELLA:If you say so, you blood-drunk man loving tick.
ESTELLA: Let’s talk about the best of the bunch, why don’t we?
GREGORY: Oh? Do you suddenly have a favorite?
ESTELLA:Why yes Ido.
ESTELLA:Stan, of course.
GREGORY:Oh.Him.
GREGORY:That thick-headed, good for nothing drain on society…
GREGORY:That’s who your favorite is?
ESTELLA:Yes indeed.
ESTELLA:I just love it when the real you comes out.
ESTELLA:Look at you now. Can’t help your horns from showing, you’re just soupset that anybody could possibly like that van-hit skunk.
ESTELLA:As if I’d actuallyenjoy him any more than the other bloody idiots.
GREGORY: There are few people more deserving of hell than Stan Marsh.
ESTELLA:I could think of many, but if you take such offense to your own personal death, I won’t stop you from thinking of that.
ESTELLA:My, you’re so much more pleasant to be around when you’re angry…
ESTELLA:My opinion of him is rather neutral, but he’s a man so there isn’t much about him that’s favorable anyways.
GREGORY: Let’s talk about his counterpart instead.
ESTELLA:And who would that be?
GREGORY:Kyle.
GREGORY:The bloke with the ugly green ushanka.
ESTELLA:Oh,thatcollapsed anal cavity of a sewer rat.
ESTELLA:The opinionated one who thinks his insufferably bland words actually matter.
ESTELLA: Rather rich, but that’s all I can give him.
GREGORY:He’s always thought of himself as some sort of martyr of first world problems.
GREGORY:I’m sure if he wasn’t so full of himself he’d be less of a drain to talk to.
ESTELLA:Funny, that’s how I feel about you.
ESTELLA:You’re really just describing yourself, you know.
GREGORY: When I fight for justice, I’m not doing it to make myself feel good.
GREGORY:I do it for those who cannot take action themselves.
ESTELLA:Oh, I’m sure youlovetotell yourself that.
GREGORY:Speaking of selfish drains…
GREGORY:It truly shows how utterly stupid all of Stan’s friends are, still hanging around that tub of lard Eric.
ESTELLA:He didn’t really speak much while I was around, so all he is to me is another worthless sausage on a rusted old pan.
GREGORY: All I saw was that he still looks like he’s 10, and certainly still soundslike it.
ESTELLA:Smells like it, too.
GREGORY:I never did like the boy, he completely ruined an entire covert operation, you know?
GREGORY:Directly caused the death of a fellow comrade.
GREGORY:Of course we were all turned back before the war, thus nullifying all of our actions henceforth, but it still stands that the old paranoid fool he killed never quite was the same.
ESTELLA: Oh, let’s not start thisconversation again.
ESTELLA: You talked my ear off for days on end the last time I decided to indulge in your simplistic babblings of self-perceived hardship.
GREGORY:Though who I find most interesting throughout all of what we went through was who really saved us all in the end.
GREGORY:I hadn’t seen all too much of him beforehand, yet he sacrificed himself for the entire town over in the end.
GREGORY:ThatKennyfellow…
GREGORY:You know, despite spiking me over the head with that lawn ornament earlier, I don’t really have too harsh a thought on him.
GREGORY:I blame Tweek and Thomas for not warning me more than anything, really.
GREGORY:There’s something about him that seemed all too familiar, though, even as a young adult now…
ESTELLA:I am taking advantage of the fact that you look like you’re lost in your tiny, hollowed out peanut shell of a brain to say that I am leaving now.
ESTELLA:There are better things to attend to.
GREGORY: I can’t even remember how he came back from the dead, he just appeared one day, good as new.
GREGORY:I never knew the original ruler of hell personally, only his son of course, but perhaps there was some sort of additional deal made for him to return to the land of the living once more?
GREGORY: Honestly, this perplexes me severely now that I think about it, and I can’t believe I’ve not thought about it more until now.
GREGORY:Needless to say, this one’s an interesting individual, to say the least.
GREGORY:Definitely not one I’d think to trust any time soon, however. He’s far too… suspicious of a person…
GREGORY:Hmm…
GREGORY:Well– that’s all of them I suppose.
GREGORY: Though, hmm…
GREGORY:I could have sworn Craig’s friends had one more on their team…?
GREGORY: I wonder where they could be in all of this mess.
GREGORY: …These are quite fun, I think I may indulge myself in a few more…
TOKEN:zzz.z..zz…….,.z.,
PHONE:*fucking buzzes*
TOKEN:mhmgngh .h guh…
TOKEN:Huh…
TOKEN: Damn… I fell asleep…
TOKEN: Who’s even calling me–
TOKEN: Oh it’s Nichole.
TOKEN:Hey, babe…
NICHOLE:Token!
NICHOLE:Hi.
NICHOLE: Oh no, are you falling asleep?
TOKEN:No… I promise, I’m awake.
NICHOLE:Okaysure, sle py head.
TOKEN:Mmh…
TOKEN: Is everything alright?
NICHOLE:Um…
NICHOLE:Iguess?
NICHOLE:I don’t kn w.
TOKEN:What doesthatmean.
NICHOLE:Ummmm… I think I’ll explain it when we’re at the farm.
NICHOLE:I just want d to call you and let you know we’re abo t thirty or four y minutes out still?
NICHOLE:How d d you guys even get so far?
NICHOLE: We saw y ur car on th way out of town…
NICHOLE:It was still in flames!
TOKEN: One of the guys… like… poofed us here…
NICHOLE: “Poofed?”
NICHOLE: “One of the guys?” Your fri nds???
NICHOLE:Baby you g tta make more s nse than that.
TOKEN:No… like…
TOKEN:Agood…demon.
TOKEN: Or I guess he said he wasn’t a demon…like…
TOKEN: I dunno.
TOKEN: He helped take us here and then left.
NICHOLE:Je us, and yo ju t trustedhim?
TOKEN:Notreally…
TOKEN: He was just really bent on helping us…
NICHOLE: Th t’s re ll w
TOKEN: Babe… you’re starting to cut out…
NICHOLE: I k ow, w re go g t rou th mou i s…
NICHOLE:W ’l e t ere s n.
NICHOLE: I ove y u.
TOKEN: I love you too…
TOKEN:See you soon.
TOKEN:[yawn]
TOKEN:Man…
TOKEN:How am I supposed to stay up this late…
TOKEN:Today’s been so wild…
KENNY:Hey, uh, Token?
TOKEN:Mn…?
KENNY:How’s Nichole and the others?
KENNY:Not to, like… eavesdrop or anything…
TOKEN:Mm, it sounds like they’re scared…
KENNY:Makes sense.
TOKEN:She said they’re about half an hour out still.
KENNY:Damn. Sure you won’t fall asleep before then?
TOKEN: Yeah I’m gonna try and stay awake.
TOKEN: Shouldn’t be too hard.
KENNY:I feel that.
TOKEN:What about you?
TOKEN:What has you so wide awake?
TOKEN: Just about everybody but Craig is asleep now.
KENNY:Yeahhh…
KENNY: I guess I just can’t sleep.
KENNY:Got stuff on my mind.
TOKEN: Yeah, don’t we all…
KENNY: Heheh, yeah.
KENNY: So, um.
KENNY: I was just wondering, since Craig wouldn’tdarelet me– and considerin’ how he’s feeling, I don’t blame him–
KENNY:Could I borrow your phone?
TOKEN:My phone?
KENNY:Yeah.
KENNY: I’ve been feeling pretty bad about today.
KENNY: I kinda had a manicure appointment scheduled.
TOKEN:A– A manicure?
KENNY:Karen.
KENNY: You know how she paints my nails and such.
TOKEN:Oh, right.
KENNY:Yeah, I got her a new color and she was real excited to try it out.
KENNY:Promised her I’d help her test it.
KENNY:Also considering everything that went on back in town, I’m also just a lil worried in general.
TOKEN: That’s understandable.
KENNY: I sure hope it is!
KENNY: But um.
KENNY:Yeah, could I give her a quick call?
TOKEN:Of course, dude.
TOKEN:Take your time.
KENNY:God,thank you.
KENNY: Times like these I wish my phone wasn’t long busted, y’know?
TOKEN: I really don’t.
KENNY: Haha, yeah, you wouldn’t.
TOKEN: Do you think she’d even be up this late?
TOKEN: We have school tomorrow and all…
KENNY: Oh, probably.
KENNY: If my parents are awake this late– which they definitely are– she’d be awake too.
TOKEN: Alright, well…
TOKEN: Like I said, take your time.
KENNY: Thanks dude!
KAREN:I totally didn’t even expect that, like!
KAREN:That show is so good with being really realistic, but also keeping the suspense up that makes you all “oh my gosh, who did it…?”
KAREN: Not that either of those really have to be sacrificed for the other, just!!!
KAREN: I like the show a lot. I like watching it with you.
KAREN:Would you maybe wanna watch more tomorrow after sch–
KAREN:?
TRICIA:Wow, who’s calling you this late at night?
KAREN:Oh…
KAREN:Maybe my parents…?
KAREN: I don’t know if I should ignore it or if they’d be more mad if I didn’t take it…
TRICIA:I’m surprised they even noticed you were gone.
KAREN: Yeah… I–
KAREN:I better just take it.
KAREN:Um… hello?
KENNY:Hey Karen!
KAREN:Oh!
KAREN:Kenny?
KENNY: In the
fleshphone.
KAREN:How are you calling me?
KAREN:Isn’t your phone broken?
KENNY: Yeah, borrowing a friends.
KENNY:How are you?
KAREN:I’m okay– um.
KAREN:Are you okay?
KAREN: Where are you?
KAREN:You didn’t come home from your friends so I just thought you didn’t want to be home tonight, or…
KENNY:No, no trust me, I wanna be home more than anything.
KAREN: That’s the first time I think I’ve ever heard you say that.
KENNY:Haha.
KENNY: Well I just wanted to say I kinda got caught up in some weird sh– some weird stuff.
KENNY: I didn’t mean to skip out on nail painting.
KENNY: I’ll make it up to you tomorrow, I promise.
KAREN:Oh, well um…
KAREN:I kind of already painted my nails…
KENNY:Oh.
KENNY:Well… how do they look!
KAREN:Good! Tricia helped me.
KENNY:Tricia,huh?
KENNY: Did y’go and see her tonight?
KAREN:Maybe…
KENNY:Hey, beats home.
KAREN:Totally.
KENNY: Well, tell Tricia that Craig says he loves her and wishes he could be there to keep her safe.
KAREN:Oh… r… really?
KAREN:Tricia, Kenny said that… *Craig* said that… he loves you? And wishes he were… home to keep you safe?
KAREN: I don’t really know why he’d be saying that.
TRICIA:Um, ask him what he’s on and then tell him I hate him.
KAREN: I’m not gonna say that!!!
TRICIA: He’s literally across the hallway from me, why is he being weird.
TRICIA: Why is your brother telling us this.
KAREN:Oh… yeah, um–
KAREN:Kenny, Craig is already home in his room.
KAREN: Did he tell you this earlier?
KAREN:Is everything okay?
KENNY:No, no, Craig’s here with me and the guys.
KAREN:Tricia, my brother says Craig is hanging out with Kenny.
TRICIA:Um,no?
TRICIA: I just heard his door close like two minutesago.
KAREN: Kenny, Tricia’s pretty sure Craig is home.
KENNY:Hesuperisn’t.
KENNY: Craig, say hi.
CRAIG:Don’t tell Tricia I love her tell her what thefuckis wrong with you.
KENNY:See?
KENNY:Wait–
KENNY:Karen,is there someone else in the house with you guys?
KAREN:Um, just her parents… but they went to sleep a few hours ago.
KENNY:Karen…
KENNY: Whoever’s messing around in Craig’s room is notCraig.
KENNY:We’re nearly fourty miles out of town at Stan’s farm.
KAREN:Huh…?
KENNY:…
KENNY:Lock the door and turn off the light.
KAREN:Tricia, Kenny says we need to lock the door because…
KAREN:Um.
KAREN:There might be someone in the house… with us…
TRICIA:That’s bullshit.
KAREN:But–
TRICIA:This is a prank.
KAREN:Kenny wouldn’t play a trick on me…
TRICIA:Yeah, and Craig’s too boring, but his friends aren’t.
TRICIA:They’re probablyallin on this.
KAREN: But… maybe we should still listen?
TRICIA: No, that’s what they want us to do.
KAREN: I don’t–
TRICIA: Trust me, it’ll be fine.
TRICIA:They’re just trying to scare us.
TRICIA: We can’t let them get to us.
KAREN:T-Trish–
KAREN: Wh-what if it is someone else in the house?
KAREN: What do– what do we do???
KAREN:I’m scared…!
TRICIA:Karen, if it reallyis someone bad, I’ll protect you.
TRICIA:I wouldn’t let anything happen to you.
KAREN:…
TRICIA:(Just stay quiet…)
TRICIA: (They’re probably expecting to hear us…)
TRICIA: (Turn your phone down, I can hear your brother yelling on the other side.)
KAREN:(U-um… okay…)
TRICIA:…
TRICIA:See?
TRICIA:I knew it.
TRICIA:They’re just trying to fucking scare us.
KAREN:Is that Craig?
TRICIA:Too short to be Craig, probably their idiot friend Clyde or something.
TRICIA:HEY!
TRICIA:You’re not tricking us.
TRICIA: Stop shitting on our night you freaks, get a life!
KAREN: T-Tricia, your parentsaresleeping–
TRICIA: They’re heavy sleepers, trust me–
TRICIA:Are you listening to me? Get the fuck out of here and don’t try and scare Karen again.
TRICIA: I’ll kick ALLyour asses if you d…
TRICIA: If you don’t… g…
KAREN & TRICIA:a…
GREGORY & ESTELLA:
TRICIA:Okay maybe your brother was right.
KAREN: T-T-Tricia I think th- I think we should close th–
KAREN:We sh-should close the door, I, um. Um.
TRICIA:Yeah.
TRICIA:Yeah.
TRICIA:Okay.
TRICIA:Tell your brother sorry and hang up.
TRICIA:We’ll lock the door.
KAREN: K-Kenny um.
KAREN: Yeah there’s someone else here.
KAREN:Sorry.
KAREN: I love you.
KAREN:Talk to you soon.
KENNY:Wait– K–
college stylenny… can’t stop thinking abt them
i look up at the gaps of sunlight
i miss you more than anything.
calamity park lineup finally ‼️‼️
c’mon kenny, let’s see that power pose!
battle of the bands
f it *south parks your amphibia*
bonus show edit bc it’s fun lmao
I keep forgetting I have a tumblr..
OTP <3
Sorry, but i love this boy <3
“I’ve experienced death, countless times”
Costume redesign
Kevin is a sweet big brother and you can’t change my mind.
Ninja Kenny
Fandom Kenny be like:
Time to be hero
