lemonyellowlogic:

i cant stop laughing, i love the theory that there are four gods on the dsmp: technoblade, dream, philza, and fucking karl

crim-slay:

Listen guys,,,

I’m obsessed with the fact that c!Techno’s chat are actual voices in his head. Like, this man actually canonized it. Pog

And I was like “wow, that would be pretty cool if that happened with the other streamers, too!”

So I uh… I came up with headcanons for each streamer’s chat… And just like how only Techno can hear the voices in his head, the others can only hear their voices

-c!Dream:his chat is just a little army of white blob guys that follow him around! They chill on his shoulders and whisper “pissbaby” and “simp” at him all day long. But recently, no one’s really seem them around…

-c!George: I was gonna say mushrooms speak to him, but I really like the idea of like… small fairies always flying around him they love to call him Gogy! They kept tugging at his clothes during the Manberg vs. Pogtopia War to get him to participate, but he ignored them up until the very end

-c!Sapnap: this man’s a pyromaniac so any sort of fire speaks to him. He’s also got small fireballs that sorta float near him and constantly want to fight him

-c!Philza: oh the wind definitely whispers to him. They like to play with his robes and help boost him into the air with his elytra. They also tattle on the other Sleepy Bois. Philza will be chopping down some wood when the wind’ll come and let him know that Tommy has stolen Techno’s crown and won’t give it back. They also help and warn Philza of unexpected guests

-c!Wilbur: the shadows whisper to him, but that’s fine

-c!Tommy: I was stuck on Tommy (so if you have any other ideas, let me know!) but I like the idea of his chat coming out of other people’s mouths. Like, he’ll randomly be talking to Dream when all of a sudden Dream shouts “DON’T TRUST HIM, TOMMY!” It freaks him out every time and he tries to ignore them. If there’s no one else around, the voices force themselves out of his own mouth. Tommy doesn’t like being alone.

-c!Tubbo: bees, of course

-c!Quackity: guys ducks!!! Just imagine little ducklings following Quackity around,,,

-c!Fundy: foxes, of course

-c!Ranboo: endermen, of course

-c!Antfrost: cats, of course

-c!Niki: flowers speak to her,,, which is why she loves being in the flower shop. Or like, she’ll be on her way to L’Manberg when a nearby Poppy just says “hi Niki! How are you?” and she’ll have a little chat with it!! After the Manberg vs. Pogtopia War, all the flowers in L’Manberg froze when she uncovered that piece of TNT. They called out for her to run while she still could, and wilted when everything was blown up anyway

-c!Eret: water! He loves to take long walks in the rain and alongside rivers just to hear what they have to say. But also consider: rainbows

-c!Bad: for some reason, words magically etch themselves into the walls around him. They don’t freak him out anymore, but they used to. Especially when they used to bully him. But they’re much nicer now! The curse words that sometimes appear, though, make him think that someone’s playing some kind of prank on him

-c!Skeppy: his voices come from a singular diamond that he carries around in his pocket. It’s like carrying around a speaker phone, except there are so many people on the other end. They like to watch him play pranks on Bad

-c!AwesamDude: guys, imagine little creepers following him around… He’ll randomly go “MMMMMMMMMM ME GUSTA” and the small army of little creepers will all respond with “MMMMMMMMMM–”

-c!Karl: music speaks to him! It’s like the music notes are a language that he can understand and respond to. They like to sing and compliment his laugh and laugh at all his antics

That’s all I got, but if you guys have anymore ideas, feel free to share! I tried not to make all of them have little creatures that follow them around because it gets kinda old. Like, I love the idea of the wind speaking to Philza

Idek if anyone else is interested in this idea, but I’ve fallen in love with it so <:

ranboo trying to convince tubbo to be scared was the best part of the stream lmao

Besties ur honor

Fiancés !

THE SCHUYLER SISTERS!!!

Looking for a mind at work!

fiances prank gone wrong…

Minecraft, But My Friends Are The Mob Votes

Ok so rant time. TW for ED and SH etc.

Now people can have opinions etc. However some people especially people either in or who hate mcyt take them too far.

I was on hypixel on housing doing parkour. And this person joins and starts chatting. First thing I remember him saying was “Karl Jacobs ruined Mr Beast” do i agree with that statement? no. Did I say anything no because that’s their opinion.

I did however reply when this person started saying other more extreme thing like talking Karl not eating and how he should just starve himself and you know basically kill himself. 

NEVER. Please never say shit like this. This is where i started to lose my shit because you should never wish death on someone let alone wish that they take their own life.

He then started to go for the lgbtq+ community that I absolutely hated since I myself am bi. He was all like I hate them etc and they should rot in hell.

I did report him however idk if anything was done. However guys please don’t do shit like this especially the ED and SH and suicide bit. Especially on a public chat where lots of people can see and could be triggered by it.

Guess I’m back on my TFTSMP high again

Was bored and wanted to draw flowers. (transparent individual images under the cut, feel free to use them as stickers with credit!)

[ID: A digital drawing of four characters from the Dream SMP. The headshots, going clockwise starting from top left, are Ranboo, Tommy, Karl Jacobs and Hannah Rose. All characters are drawn in a simplified, chibi-like style, with small black dots for eyes except for Ranboo, who has one eye green and the other red. All four of them are wearing flower crowns made of different flowers on their head. Ranboo has alliums, Tommy has poppies, Karl has both wither roses and white tulips and Hannah has red roses. /end ID]

Karl: What are all these bodies doing here???

George: Honestly not much

You know those, I made a bot watch 30 hours of *blank* and had them write a script posts? I think it would be funny if we did that but with Dream SMP streams or at least a single streamers streams like Tommyinnit or Awesamdude lore streams.

c!Sapnap has had a rough time lately, his country got destroyed his fiancé left him, his other fiancé is losing his memory, his dads got brainwashed by an egg, his best friend is locked away in prison and his other best friend is in a constant state of denial.